Sorry, quoted instead of edited..
[This message has been edited by Monkey (edited November 07, 2000).]
The Dutch are not at war with any nation other than the English. Unless of course one of the other nations declared war on us after we played our last turn. At the moment our only concern is to eliminate the English and add their cities to the Dutch empire. You have nothing to worry about as long as you don't interfere with these plans.
Who is playing the English BTW? With the number of players that have mysteriously dropped out, I've lost track. I believe it is an AI at the moment?
Sorry Paul, but I misread your post as ordering Lung to back out of English territory and that the Australians(Lung) will soon be under Dutch rule.
The English (and the Germans also) are currently ruled by the AI. The Greeks (also AI) have been killed, leaving us with 5 human players.
To clarify things, yes, I told Lung to get out of English territory. If he does that, there's no problem. If he chooses to stay in English territory and conquer English cities he will be in trouble.
Sorry to interrupt.
I know games go faster with AIs - but do you need 2 of those in your game??
I mean..... I - ehh.....
LOL @ Birdman!!!
Yeah.. I err..umm... YEAH!!!
Turn 209 to Zaphod.
Do you guys want to replace the AIs? They're both almost dead, so I doub't you's want to take over their positions.
Take the chance - english!
If you would allow me, that is.
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Woodstock was here!
As far as I'm concerned you can take the English if you want, but don't complain to me if you're dead before the end of the month.
turn to monkey
the russian people would be glad to welcome the english back in the rows of civilization under their soon to be new leader in feathers.
to encourage understanding and peace we would be happy to send some development helpers to our english brothers and teach them the ways of marxism-zaphodism.
as a further statement we want to remind everybody, that as soon as the working classes will have gained the power in the soviet republic of england, no one can or should blame the english for the evil deads of the capitalistic lackeys that have so long tortured that poor english people.
lets all welcome back england in communistic brotherhood and peace!
sincerely yours,
zaphod b, prime secretary of the communistic party of russia
Pls detach the english from the AI.
I'll take the chance.
Turn 210 to Zaphod.
Welcome, TheBirdMan. I believe you have 6 cities left at the moment.
That should to for at least 6 turns
Pls use my "max.reiff@lyngbyes.dk" or "max.reiff@get2net.dk" account.
turn to our feathered friend
Turn to Monkey.
As an eagle, a new spirit has come over the english people.
The spirit told the english to leave their country - cause dark times are falling throughout the whole planet.
The Eagle also told the english people to send a message to all peaceloving and peacekeeping nations of the world:
The dutch aggressor are using some metalic monsters called tanks and warwalkers to destoy all english human - men, nearly unarmed - and of course all women, children. No mercy are given. An group only armed with swords and spears did make a suicede attack trying to save their wifes and children.
As a prove to the dutch aggression, our map has been sent to all nations, known to the english.
An evakuation of the english people are now lauched. We do not know yet, how many that would survive - but chanches are certainly better elsewhere. We hope to be allowed to live in peace side by side of the australian people.
The australian nation are FREE to take the cities of Norwich and Worchester - the english will NOT consider that as an act of war. Letting our 2 new cities live on the southcoast will be all the sign we need to know, that the australian people also are a peaceloving people.
The rest of the english nation are placed on the lower-left quarter of the worldmap. Any help will be very much appriciated and remembered.
Anyway the dutch warmachine will be only of little use from now - only things to kill will be unarmed settles - expel them to show the world that you are not a dump brutal monster, kill them and the world will know the true of the dutch . No cities to conquer and claim taxes from. Only the ruins of former english cities will be left you.
[This message has been edited by TheBirdMan (edited November 11, 2000).]
[This message has been edited by TheBirdMan (edited November 11, 2000).]
The French welcomes the new ruler of the English civ. Though we report communications links between our civs are difficult, we will try and provide support when and if possible.
Monkey President of France.
Lung the Legendary hears the please for mercy by the new English leader, and will consider letting the simple English people live alongside the great people of Australia.
TheBirdman may state his case to be allowed to live on our continent. Let it be known that only the English may be allowed to settle in Australia, therefore the Dutch will not be allowed to invade English cities in Australia, as it will be rightly considered an attack on Australian sovereignty.
That is, of course, if TheBirdman can first pursuade me to let him live
I Mr. Bird of the english - pleadge for peace with the great australian people.
As you might know, mighty Lung, we the englísh has the potential to be a valueable ally. We have lots of "credits" among other nations - except the dutch nation - and will be able to act as messenger between others.
Though the english might shown a little aggressive nature before, we can assure all, that we will keep the way of peace and diplomacy.
Special message to the dutch leader:
We would also like to live in peace with the dutch nation. It's waste of ressources to destroy our own cities - but that is what we will do. It's better than to add power to the strongest and most aggressive nation on this earth.
Ohh my lord.....
In safe watersI hope.
Turn 211 to Zaphod.
The English attack on York, however futile it was, could not be left unpunished. The city of Worchester has been taken and the city of Brighton has been annihilated. The Dutch are willing to end this war now and have proposed a peace treaty, but we will respond to any further aggression by the English or any other nation.
Turn to Monkey.
Both the australians and the dutch has offered peace to whats-left of the english nations.
We humbly accept and thanks our Lord to be alive.
I - Mr. Bird - will never forget.
we are surprised of what our french friend is talking about!
we never have taken any agressive measures against the americans, whom we consider as brothers and friends of the russian people. the relation between america and russia is one of peaceful coexistence and friendship and shall remain that way, if not even to improve.
Spies Zaphod Spies!!
Why do you keep insisting on inserting spies into our territory? We have set anti-spy measures all along our borders and we are not long in tracking them down. We have caught another one and this time instead of expelling him, we had him shot on sight. You talk friendship but obviously you don't want it. We also got two messages from you in German and I don't understand German, I'm sorry. But obviously you can understand English so next time please send an email explaining what you want.
Turn 212 to Lung
BirdMan, you're now a messiah to the English
To the Russians,
As your ally, I request you cease any further aggressive actions done on your behalf to the Americans. The Americans have done the French no harm as yet and are undeserving of the current treatment. This is of course a request, not a demand, so any further hostile actions taken by the Russians cannot hold France accountable.
Monkey President of the French.
Turn to Don
[This message has been edited by Monkey (edited November 17, 2000).]
Turn 212 to Zaphod.
The Dutch are concerned about the strong rise in pollution of the Russians. We have therefore offered to instruct them in AI Surveillance so that they may build Security Monitors to reduce their pollution.
SHTONK!
no longer the russian people are willing to suffer from the wrongs of their former dictators, who aren't even true russians!
they have destroyed our land with their pollution!
they have destroyed our reputation among the other countries with their senseless deeds!
they have weakened the blood and soul of our people with their nonrussian culture and distastefull behaviours!
but today a new era has dawned for russia and the world : a group of true russian heros went to the kreml to demand a change in politics. but the communists took them under fire. this was too much, now the will of the people has spoken:
the kreml was taken by the heroic force of the true russian people.
the communists were hanged, those who managed to escaped will be hunted down and put to their fate!
i have ordered all russian troops to withdraw from the american border.
i have accepted the american plea for peace.
i have accepted the dutch offer of technology to repair the russian country as fast as possible.
i hereby assure the french, and all other nations that i will keep peace.
signed,
zaphod beeblebrox,
leader of the nationalrevolutionary party of russia.
(btw don't you think it should be possible to change the name of your leader when a revolution happens? ;-)
p.s. a diplomatic member of our party is at the moment in french territory. he seeks allowance by the americans to reach american ground to establish an embassy of the new russian government. i repeat there is one diplomat, no spies!
[This message has been edited by Zaphod Beeblebrox (edited November 19, 2000).]
well and i have one thing to say to max:
if i accept proposals of yours, i don't find it necessary to send a mail.
Where is the turn
BirdDude, is that you?!? A busy little Budgie, aren't you!
Actually, it's with me. I got home late last night and wasn't up to playing the turn. After all, it takes three days to get to me, so what's another day?
I didn't have much to do this morning between 05:30 and 06:30 - just one turn- so why not ask silly q's instead?
[This message has been edited by TheBirdMan (edited November 23, 2000).]
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