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    The Personality Test !

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    Oh boy, oh boy, yet another test

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    POLITICIAN
    (Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker )



    Like just 5% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals.

    Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life.

    Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating








    just like 5% of the population.... right....

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    According to this test, I should be an administrator...
    I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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    shiver Markos, shiver

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    Sick



    HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
    (Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )


    Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.

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    JUDGE
    (Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )

    Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT).
    Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a ***** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

    While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.


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    MASTERMIND
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    Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

    Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

    Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.



    Mastermind!!!! The final nail in the coffin for personality tests!!!

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    See if it can tell me what jobs I could be applying for ...
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    Mastermind
    "In some of its more lunatic aspects, political correctness is merely ridiculous. But in the thinking behind it, there is something more sinister which is shown by the fact that already there are certain areas and topics where freedom of speech, in the sense of the right to open and frank discussion, is being gradually but significantly eroded." -- Judge Neil Denison

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    JUDGE
    (Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )


    Rich
    Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a ***** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

    While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.

    ...well it pays well, just that I don't have a law degree

    Completely different result from what I got on another test where I was an extrovert...
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    does dominant mean we will be the ones working the whip?

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    Oh yeah baby
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    MENTOR
    (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker )


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    Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.

    The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.

    You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.

    You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.
    Formerly known as "CyberShy"
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    How the Hell did I get Artist (Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler)...

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    ACCOUNTANT
    (Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )


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    Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

    There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:

    male
    female

    Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.


    Oh boy, oh boy. As a psychology student, this test makes me feel like...


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    EXPERIMENTER
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    Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

    In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

    You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?
    What?

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    Judge, but looking at the description of Experimenter, that seems to fit almost as well if not better.
    "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
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    Originally posted by Victor Galis
    Judge, but looking at the description of Experimenter, that seems to fit almost as well if not better.
    You'll have to lie if you want to get it.
    What?

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    I can do that, as long as it's for the right reasons
    "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
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    I'm an accountant... this test was, how you say in Ingles? stupid!
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    Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.
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    huh, Artist?
    "less likely to be inhibited by logic. "?
    i was top of my class in mathematics and physics in high school...oh well, like Sava said, stupid test

    ARTIST
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    Like just 4% of the population you are an ARTIST (DIAF)--creative, adventurous, and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often--especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic.

    You have an intuitive understanding of emotion and know how evoke it in others, but the real world can be a prison of foolishness and embarrassment if you don't get your head out of the clouds a little more. Also, you are 87% likely to write poetry. Please, for the love of God, stop now.
    <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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    Re: The Personality Test !

    Originally posted by Zealot
    I'm an Accountant.



    I'm in the wrong profession:

    JUDGE
    (Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker)

    Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot.

    While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.
    Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
    Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
    Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.

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    They almost never cheat or steal. Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)


    Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
    Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
    Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.

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    JUDGE
    (Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    sooo...
    Judges are dominant people, who look the insides of people who think about cement, sand and water???
    I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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    Mastermind

    The description seems to have got me down to a T.
    Not sure about the Monty Burns comparison though

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    Sick

    Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

    In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

    You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?
    ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
    ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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    GOD Cali and I got the same... AAACK!

    EXPERIMENTER
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    Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

    In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

    You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?

    Okay, the problem here is that I really don't see myself as an introvert just because I go clothes shopping by myself.

    Also, I've never cheated on anyone yet, and I certainly have strong opinions on the matter, so I find that assertion quite dubious.

    And I argue with stupid people all the time, just look at the Noah's Ark thread.
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    Originally posted by Boris Godunov
    GOD Cali and I got the same... AAACK!
    Aaarghhh!

    Okay, the problem here is that I really don't see myself as an introvert just because I go clothes shopping by myself.
    I picked that I like to go with friends, but only because I count my wife as a friend and I wouldnt go without her (she works in fashion). If it wasnt for her I would go by myself.
    Also, I've never cheated on anyone yet, and I certainly have strong opinions on the matter, so I find that assertion quite dubious.
    Me too. I have never and would never cheat on anyone.
    ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
    ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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