This is a really old joke...
So this is my first story, I'm going to try to make it like Metaliturtle's stories because they are funny.
On a galleon somewhere in the atlantic....
"Commander Steve!! There's an enemy ship approaching!!!"
"Go get me my red shirt and we'll fight 'em off"
"Yes sir!"
He put on the red shirt, and, sure enough, the galleon destroyed the enemy frigate.
"What's with the red shirt Commander Steve?"
"Well, with the red shirt, if I'm wounded in battle, the men won't lose morale because they won't see the blood."
"Commander Steve!!! 6 Elite Enemy Battleships approaching!!!"
"Go get my brown pants..."
THE END
______________________________
YAY FUNNY!! YES?
Commander Steve! "what?" Your zipper! "Thanks Martin"
This is a really old joke...
First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...
not bad... anything else though? or was that it?
Ah ah ah ah!
That was amenzingly funny
ROFL
Saluti
"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
The trick is the doing something else." — Leonardo da Vinci
"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
"In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio
I think this is the end
First Master, Banan-Abbot of the Nana-stary, and Arch-Nan of the Order of the Sacred Banana.
Marathon, the reason my friends and I have been playing the same hotseat game since 2006...
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks