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  • I'm barely even Middle Eastern. WTF?

    Took a 23andme genetics test.



    16.6% Middle Eastern. WTF?
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

  • #2
    Thread would be funnier if OP still went by Albert Speer.
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    • #3
      Actually, you're kind of everything. Take heart; I have no idea what the devil I am, except generally from Germany on my mother's side, and generally from France and England on my dad's.
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      • #4
        Elok is a merican

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        • #5
          I might be part Ashkenazi Jew as well--ancestry from the right areas--but then I might just be a neurotic self-deprecating nerd of purely Germanic stock. Who knows?
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          • #6
            Broadly East Asian... 0.2%. Time to start asking some questions lol.
            For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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            • #7
              Stuck in my head is the factoid that I am 1/4 German, 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Welsh, and 1/4 Czech. I don't really know anything about my ancestry beyond that (or even how true that is).
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              • #8
                Supposedly on my dad's side I'm part Huguenot. The British part of him is Welsh and Scottish, or something. But I don't know any details and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if I turned out to have a whole lot of weird mutt in me.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Elok View Post
                  I might be part Ashkenazi Jew as well--ancestry from the right areas--but then I might just be a neurotic self-deprecating nerd of purely Germanic stock. Who knows?
                  LOL I think I will think of myself as "Australian".

                  I am mostly of English ancestry. So perhaps that means Briton, Celt, Viking, Norman, French, Scottish, Roman and who knows what.

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                  • #10
                    Mom and dad have some splainin to do
                    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                    • #11
                      You are part Native American, so go start a casino!

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                      • #12
                        I would have brought up another reference to the middle eastern part, but I'm not the orange dude. So try some drifting!

                        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                        • #13
                          I've uploaded more details.

                          Am I doing this right? My X chromosome is pretty homogenous (only E. European) so based on that, I can pretty easily tell which chromosome in each pair comes from my mother (they're all pretty homogenously E. European except for a tiny bit of random NW Europe and Ashkenazi). The other chromosome on each pair, which is much muddier, would be from my father.

                          So for example, top of 1, 3, 4, 10, 12, 14 and bottom of 5, 6, 7, 9, 13, 15, 16, 18, 21 would be my mother.

                          Is that logic sound?

                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #14
                            sup.
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                            Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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                            • #15
                              also I hoap you didn't pay for this test lol.
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