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Sir, would you like a nice chilled milk with those treats?
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Sir, would you like a nice chilled milk with those treats?
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no thanks
too much dairy and i get the shitsTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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"Hmmm....looking for a swinging good olde time?" Pops a bagful of quarters in the jukebox and punches numerous songs. "Now, time for a drink or two."
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I am famished! Time for some appetizers!
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From the dark corner of a red leather-covered booth jsorense looks over the top of his sunglasses at a mountain of oil soaked munchies. He slowly shakes his head and returns to reading The Economist.To The Hijack Police: I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I don't even own a computer.Comment
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Startled out of a nap jsorense wakes up to a nearly empty bar. The jukebox is playing Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks but the postage sized dance floor is abandoned. The bartender looks at her watch expectantly then glances into the broad mirror that runs the length of the bar and dabs at her lipstick. A flash from the overhead revolving "disco" ball flashes off the mirror and stabs jsorense in his half shut left eye.
"Woooo, far out!" he explains. Getting up slowly he limps toward the doors with sore feet.
"Just put it on my tab." He mumbles hopefully and exits, stage right.To The Hijack Police: I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I don't even own a computer.Comment
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Jsorense, Thanks for hanging out. Sorry, I couldn't stay too late last night. Ready for the weekend now.
Hmmm...looks at self in mirror behind the bar...dang...the lighting in this pub must have changed, dont you think?Comment
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the lighting is just so fine for a Friday night
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Well hello there! Do you think my band aid is noticeable? I ran out of here last night and tried to hail a cab in the rain. Slipped in a stupid puddle and my face hit the curb! Ugh. Glad you are here tonight to drive me home.
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i didn't even see it until now... yelling at MHLC in the kitchen, just saw it! nice.Comment
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Pub Staff shove me back out to bar area, 'Employees only!'
"Sheesh, I just thought I would show them how to cook with less grease. Pour me another, Bartender! "Comment
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Dressed in his best "Elvis in Las Vegas" outfit jsorense swaggers into the bar, trips on his cape and platform shoes and hits the floor hard.
"Ooooofff!!!!!" sez jsorense.To The Hijack Police: I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I don't even own a computer.Comment
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daaannnggg look at jsorense go!
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"oh my goodness, Jsorense! Here, let me help you up to the bar and get you a drink! I am sorry I didn't see you down there. I stepped out momentarily and watched a banana fight!"Comment
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Daaang, baby! Why in the world are you with a man who would rather have a banana?Comment
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