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  • #1

    10? Really?

    "derp, let's call it windows 10 to emphasize our innovation... and how much more we're making it like the one before that everyone liked"


    jesus ****ing facepalm christ

    M$ is ****ing stupid.


    Windows 10 Unveiled; Microsoft Skips Windows 9 to Emphasise Advances
    http://gadgets.ndtv.com/laptops/news/microsoft-unveils-windows-10-skips-windows-9-to-emphasise-advances-600260
    Microsoft is restoring some of the more traditional ways of doing things and promises that Windows 10 will be familiar for users.


    Microsoft christens the next version of Windows as Windows 10
    http://www.zdnet.com/microsoft-christens-the-next-version-of-windows-as-windows-10-7000034196/
    Call it 'Threshold' no more. The next and last major version of Microsoft's Windows client operating system will be called Windows 10 when it is released next year.
    To us, it is the BEAST.
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    10 seems a logical follow-up on 9.
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    • #3
      Indifference is Bliss

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      • #4
        Microsoft felt compelled to literally become an April Fool's joke?

        [This is an April Fool's story. It is fiction, not fact even though it contains facts. --Ed.]

        If you've been looking forward to Windows 9, the OS that will fix what Windows 8 got wrong, you're in for a surprise: There will be no Windows 9. Instead, Microsoft announced it will proceed directly to Windows 10.
        Microsoft skips 'too good' Windows 9, jumps to Windows 10
        http://www.infoworld.com/article/2613504/microsoft-windows/microsoft-skips--too-good--windows-9--jumps-to-windows-10.html
        Deeming Windows 9 'too good to release,' Microsoft execs shelve follow-up to Windows 8 and proceed to Windows 10
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          This shouldnt come as a surprise... we're talking about the company whose third gaming machine is called the "One"

          stupid stupid stupid
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Dude, they once jumped from 3 to 95.
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              I'm surprised they didn't try to go with WinX. I guess they didn't want to copy OS/X
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                dammit, the stupid metro tiles have been integrated into the start menu

                I really hope you can disable that garbage. Those tiles have been the aesthetic equivalent of the holocaust.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Windows 10 will have new search results, including web results from Bing


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                  http://www.gosu-tech.com/windows-9/



                  I actually saw a Bing street mapping vehicle the other day.

                  I applaud the effort, at least.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Obviously, they are doing this to specifically piss you off.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
                      Obviously, they are doing this to specifically piss you off.
                      I have no respect for companies who can't adopt a naming style and stick with it.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        The internet is slow to react to this. The best joke I've read so far is "Half-Life 4 confirmed"
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Why is the new Windows called Windows 10?
                          Spoiler:
                          because 789


                          sigh
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            First Winamp 4, now Windows 9

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                            • #15
                              winamp
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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