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  • My Doctor Told Me I Should Vaginate My Children, But ...

    I don't have children.
    Or a vagina.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

  • #2
    Pretty sure that's women's work. /misogyny
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    • #3
      hat? Taking your kids to a hooker?


      That, or avoiding c-sections. Regular birth should get your kids properly vaginated I'd say.
      Indifference is Bliss

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      • #4
        I was born via c-section. I was never properly vaginated.
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          You know, I don't think my parents ever had the talk with me. Huh.
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          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            Mine never did. I figured out what sex is when I saw my first animated gif file... 1 sec of horribly pixelated 80's euro porn.

            "OH... so that's how it works"
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sava View Post
              I was born via c-section. I was never properly vaginated.
              I always knew you were a virgin
              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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              • #8
                I was recently entertaining the idea of claiming virginity in order to see if I'd get some super horny deflowerer woman.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  You should likely not come up with hook up schemes while high
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #10
                    Oh that was a sober thought.

                    I'm enjoying some enhancement now

                    While stoned, I usually prefer extremely low effort. "Wanna bang?"
                    Enough yeses to make it worth it

                    providing you have no shame
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      You should have married the girl with the beer
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
                        hat? Taking your kids to a hooker?

                        ...
                        According to the Urban dictionary he should be attracted to his children because his Vagina tells him to do it, even if his brain thinks it isn´t a good idea

                        To gravitate towards a particular person or situation because your pussy wants it so bad, even, and perhaps - especially - when your brain knows it's not a good idea.
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                        Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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