Please don't take this too seriously.

[Lorizael]

Every morning I go down to the cafeteria and make a terrible financial and health decision by buying two donuts and a thing of orange juice for breakfast. Today, they were out of the orange juice I normally buy, so I wandered around in a confused state for several minutes. Later, I returned to the juice counter where a cafeteria worker was restocking. I asked him if I could have an orange juice (which he hadn't gotten around to unloading yet), and he gave me one. I didn't realize until about a minute later how momentous this simple exchange was. Normally, terrified of unplanned social encounters, I would have avoided the cafeteria worker at all cost or maybe chosen a different brand of juice that I did not enjoy so as not to bother him. But today, with no coercion necessary, I decided what I wanted and I took asked politely for it. This is a major accomplishment for me. I'm so proud of myself. Oh god I hate my life.

[Sava]

Oh god I hate my life.

Try hating other people. Directing that negative energy outwards instead of inwards is better.

[molly bloom]

Lori- post less, exercise more.

The endorphins released will make you feel better- your body looking better will make you feel better. You will get more people looking at your body as it improves, and thus more opportunities to use your genitalia in a vigorous in and out fashion.

Surely these are all plusses ?

[Lorizael]

Try hating other people. Directing that negative energy outwards instead of inwards is better.

I don't think you and my therapist would get along very well.

[Sava]

therapy is useless bull****

[MikeH]

Sounds like you made a big step today Lori. Great work.

[molly bloom]

Lori- depression sometimes manifests as anger directed inwards. You waste a lot of time and energy and brainpower disliking yourself and your life.

[Lorizael]

therapy is useless bull****

Perhaps, but my therapist is hot. Maybe not quite as hot as your avatar, but pretty close.

[Sava]

Perhaps, but my therapist is hot. Maybe not quite as hot as your avatar, but pretty close.

I had a hot therapist once.

But even still, it's not worth it. Go take a yoga class. The women are hotter, it costs less, and will improve your emotional state more

[Lorizael]

She also teaches yoga.

[Lorizael]

Lori- depression sometimes manifests as anger directed inwards. You waste a lot of time and energy and brainpower disliking yourself and your life.

I know. It's one of the things I hate about myself.

[Wiglaf]

Every morning I go down to the cafeteria and make a terrible financial and health decision by buying two donuts and a thing of orange juice for breakfast. Today, they were out of the orange juice I normally buy, so I wandered around in a confused state for several minutes. Later, I returned to the juice counter where a cafeteria worker was restocking. I asked him if I could have an orange juice (which he hadn't gotten around to unloading yet), and he gave me one. I didn't realize until about a minute later how momentous this simple exchange was. Normally, terrified of unplanned social encounters, I would have avoided the cafeteria worker at all cost or maybe chosen a different brand of juice that I did not enjoy so as not to bother him. But today, with no coercion necessary, I decided what I wanted and I took asked politely for it. This is a major accomplishment for me. I'm so proud of myself. Oh god I hate my life.

Have you ever had sex? Sex is a lot like demanding orange juice and getting it all over your ****.

[molly bloom]

I know. It's one of the things I hate about myself.

Well the only one going to do anything about it is you. Stationary bike if you don't want to get wet in the great cold outdoors- you can even listen to uplifting music. I used to do 40 minutes listening to vintage Checker/Chess r'n'b and felt fantastic afterwards.

You will get more sex, feel more confident and like your body.

Lively up yourself.

[Sava]

She also teaches yoga.

awesome

I fully recommend continued visits.

Also, tell her you were molested as a kid. There's a chance for pity sex

[Wiglaf]

Sex isn't necessarily going to make him feel better, unless he's never had it. This isn't junior high. Women can get attached when sex occurs because they need someone to cook for who pretends to like their kitchen skills, leading to anxiety.