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    A "bull**** generator" should provide future techs

    I know that Civ-3 probably will end 2020 AD, and thats all good and well. Im all for it.

    However, in the Is future technology coming back thread, I found the following quotes about replacing Civ-2 style generic "future techs" with something more fun:

    Originally posted by BigRich
    But I digress. What I *would* like to see is an automatic tech selection once you have finished the tech tree. Selecting Future Tech X every few turns gets a bit tedious.
    Originally posted by Adm.Naismith
    Just for fun, Firaxis should add a random tech name composer; you know, that kind of program that generate a phrase adding together different class of words.
    Great idea, that also fits splendidly within the somewhat humorous & lighthearted style that Firaxis have announced for Civ-3.

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    Hmm! The censor will not accept "bull s-h-i-t". OK, copy below link to the addressfield, and replace the * letters.
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    [URL=http://www.dack.com/web/bull****.html.[/URL]

    On that webpage, a sentence-generator automatically & randomly compose verbs, adjectives & nouns into a nonsense web-economy concepts.
    Why couldnt Civ-2 style generic "future techs" be replaced with something similar - but with only 2 word-links (so the result reads like SMAC-style techs)?
    Why not provide some SciFi word-links in 2 separate columns under this topic? Start out by getting inspiration from the SMAC tech-tree poster, and also from other turnbased- and realtime SciFi-games - but twist & tweak them, so they become strange and wacky enough. It must be obvious to the civ-player that these future techs only are tech add-ons, without any real purpose in the game. I suggests the following format in the game:

    "Future tech 1: [wacky SciFi-tech]", randomly put together each time, and each game.

    Just as an idea, what would people think of Future Techs that actually did something. Use a random name generator as above (loved this idea btw) and have some names give beneficial effects. Eg. Ultralight alloys - improves unit movement by 1, Genetic computers +2 beakers for each city over size 5, Universal vaccine +1 happiness per city (very rare this one )
    No, I dont like that. Civ-2 style generic "future techs" (or random wacky SciFi ones) should only give you more game-points. Nothing more.
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    Thumbs up

    This is the best idea for Civ 3 I've heard in months.

    Hurrah!

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    This is a very good idea, at least the best science my name-change . The generator must check so that no real tech may be invented.
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    One thing that might be bad with this idea is translation of the random strings into different languages. If just hate badly translated games, and most often play the game in the original language if it is badly translated and the original language is accessible.
    If FIRAXIS can have a random tech generator working for English what says that the techs would have realistic names in Swedish, if the game is translated to Swedish (as most games are nowadays).
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    Of course I must support my same idea, Ralf
    Thanks for quoting and launching a dedicated thread.

    I agree Future tech must be "score generator", without added bonus.

    I remember a similar automatic sentence generator is somewhere into the Dilbert comic site.

    Gramphos, you are right about trouble in translating the random name generator rules, but we are speaking about very simple names, not complex sentence generator, so I'm almost sure there are prebuilt routines available in every countries University
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    Originally posted by Adm.Naismith
    Gramphos, you are right about trouble in translating the random name generator rules, but we are speaking about very simple names, not complex sentence generator, so I'm almost sure there are prebuilt routines available in every countries University
    You are probably right, and as Civ is very editable I think I should be able to change anything that looks bad.
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    Arrow

    Hmm...

    While this is an interesting idea, it means the "future techs" will be different from game to game, or even different from person to person in an MP game.

    Doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Firaxis might as well just make a list of 50 or so of gibberish terms (e.g. Revised Theon Theory).

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    Why doesn't Firaxis just use the techs from Alpha Centauri?

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    Originally posted by Executor
    Why doesn't Firaxis just use the techs from Alpha Centauri?
    No Random names are better. You will get a meaning to discover the Future Techs (All the fun names). If it ispossible to add more name parts You wouldn't run out of names after playing a while.
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    Some tech names

    Three Columns: Take one from column A,B,C to create a new tech

    A.
    Quasi
    Phony
    Photon
    Death
    Star

    B.
    Photon
    Death
    Ray
    Trek
    Indiana

    C.
    Ray
    Gun
    City
    Mantis
    Spyder

    Example: Phony Indiana Gun
    Example: Death Ray Mantis
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    Originally posted by DarkCloud
    Three Columns: Take one from column A,B,C to create a new tech
    Nice try But I think that these three columns should specifically be A: verbs, B: adjectives and C: nouns. Surf to http://www.dack.com/ and then check out the left column > Whats popular > Web Economy Bull**** generator, for some inspiration.

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    I'd like future techs to have tiny positive effects just to make further progress worthwhile but the random names sound fun.
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    Good try , DarkCloud, but too MoO-like for my tastes.

    A.
    Global
    Universal
    Large-scale
    Internet
    High
    New
    Quantum
    Photon
    Neuron

    B.
    Genetic
    Semiconductor
    Cognitive
    Neuron
    Quantum
    Superconductor
    Photon

    C.
    Planning
    Foundation
    Resonance
    Net
    Finder
    Engineering


    For example: Quantum Superconductor Engineering
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    The Columns should be editable. The only thing that matters is how the system shall work, not what Technology names there is.


    Why not make it more complex?
    A: verbs, B: adjectives, C: beginning of nouns and D: ending of nouns.
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    There's no need for verbs. All these generators work with only nouns, and sometimes adjectives.
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    That sounds like the good idea.

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    Nice thread resurrection!

    I specially enjoy the Urban Ranger example Add some more, can be the best Civ III enhancement after the Culture addition
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    Got some Firaxis wacko, eh, programmer on it
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    I think the actual advances will have to split into different categories if you want some "non"- science ones to come along.

    Else you may disover something like Advanced Superstring Economics or Quantum Cognitive Bushonics.
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    It would be cool to have all the disciplines mixed up occasionally. Future techs could be scientific/ artistic/ cultural all at the same time. Chromatic economics. Solar sculpture. Subatomic Psychology.

    While it would be nice to have future techs that actually do something (esp in modern scenarios where research is no longer meaningful), it's probaly better that they don't. It could lead to too much "bouncing the rubble" -- when you get that far, you're usually ready to win and just running up the score.

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    hm

    A tech jargon generator is a bad idea. The last time someone tried this we ended up with a bunch of Star Trek: Voyager scripts.

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    ...and that's a problem?

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    Originally posted by Earwicker
    It would be cool to have all the disciplines mixed up occasionally. Future techs could be scientific/ artistic/ cultural all at the same time. Chromatic economics. Solar sculpture. Subatomic Psychology.
    Right! It can't be worse than many HW name many company use today: anyone looking at video cards name

    While it would be nice to have future techs that actually do something (esp in modern scenarios where research is no longer meaningful), it's probaly better that they don't. It could lead to too much "bouncing the rubble" -- when you get that far, you're usually ready to win and just running up the score.
    I agree. If you must have a future tech list so wide to manage related advance, you simply move the problem a bit further. No, we need an harmless area where things go too much well to keep a player into the proper, more defined "playfield". Adding some funny can't be wrong, at that point.
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    Originally posted by Earwicker
    It would be cool to have all the disciplines mixed up occasionally. Future techs could be scientific/ artistic/ cultural all at the same time. Chromatic economics. Solar sculpture. Subatomic Psychology.

    While it would be nice to have future techs that actually do something (esp in modern scenarios where research is no longer meaningful), it's probaly better that they don't. It could lead to too much "bouncing the rubble" -- when you get that far, you're usually ready to win and just running up the score.
    That was my point really. By the time you are researching Future Techs you've generally got the game won anyway, so why not have em do small things. Its not going to alter the game that much.

    Opinion seems to be generally against this though. *Shrug*

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    Originally posted by Earwicker
    It would be cool to have all the disciplines mixed up occasionally. Future techs could be scientific/ artistic/ cultural all at the same time. Chromatic economics. Solar sculpture. Subatomic Psychology. *snip*
    Yes that would be cool I want to research Advanced Quantum Psychology or Quasi Superstring Orchestral Art

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    Originally posted by BigRich


    Yes that would be cool I want to research Advanced Quantum Psychology or Quasi Superstring Orchestral Art

    Rich.
    Research it? Heck, I want to go back to college and major in it! Then see if I could get the National Endowment for the Arts to foot my bill . . .

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