Haven't you learned by not political commentary taken from facebook rots your brain?

This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

Haven't you learned by not political commentary taken from facebook rots your brain?
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

Women already restrict men's reproductive choices. A man has no say in an abortion, either way.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

A bunch of euphemisms for killing the unborn. Why can't you just be honest, MrFun? You think it's okay for parents to kill their children. As long as it's out of sight, as long as the killing is done by medical professionals, you couldn't care less if parents dispose of their own kids. Just say it plainly, and maybe I'll respect your brutal indifference to one of the great injustices of our times.
Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

In the spirit of this thread:
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
Ben Kenobi (July 19, 2012)

I think we already have laws like this, called child support, they are really draconian I hear from my boy Desmond. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-support.html

♪♪"If a sperm is waisted, God gets quite irate."♪♪
There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

I would too, if I were him. Sperm have no need for waists; it sounds like it would impede swimming at the very least.
On Facebook today, I also learned that Chick-fil-A apparently is not pro-gay or donates to Focus on the Family or something. This should not surprise anyone, and I plan to continue eating at Chick-fil-A, because **** it, those are some good chicken sandwiches. Also, the OP wasn't even vaguely funny or clever the first time I heard it several months ago.
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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@ Dinodoc. Post of the day.
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"They'd rather their children all died then ever pay a penny more in taxes." Oerdin on OK.
Jon Lovitz
"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter


If fetuses are actually human, I'd struggle to understand any system of rights that places their right to life below whatever right exactly having an abortion is.
The abortion argument is predicated on ascribing value to human life only after birth.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

I struggle to understand why human sperm does not have a right to life. It's human, so it's entitled to human rights.

Check the number of chromosomes on sperm.
gribbler's next response: So people with Down Syndrome are not human?
There's a difference between a genetic abnormality causing an extra copy of a chromosome and naturally having ('supposed to have') only half the number of chromosomes.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

The sperm might not be technically human, but we know that in fact, once it joins an egg, it will become human. Hence, why masturbation is just as heinous as abortion.
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

I bet you are a faggot just like that stupid gay piece of **** bastard. I think he should kill himself.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Az (July 22, 2012)

No one gives a crap about sperm. People even eat it.
We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)

Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.
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