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    We need laws to restrict men's reproductive choices.

    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Women already restrict men's reproductive choices. A man has no say in an abortion, either way.
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    A bunch of euphemisms for killing the unborn. Why can't you just be honest, MrFun? You think it's okay for parents to kill their children. As long as it's out of sight, as long as the killing is done by medical professionals, you couldn't care less if parents dispose of their own kids. Just say it plainly, and maybe I'll respect your brutal indifference to one of the great injustices of our times.
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    In the spirit of this thread:

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    I think we already have laws like this, called child support, they are really draconian I hear from my boy Desmond. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-support.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiglaf View Post
    I think we already have laws like this, called child support, they are really draconian I hear from my boy Desmond. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-support.html
    This is what I thought the topic would be about originally.

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    ♪♪"If a sperm is waisted, God gets quite irate."♪♪
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
    ♪♪"If a sperm is waisted, God gets quite irate."♪♪
    I would too, if I were him. Sperm have no need for waists; it sounds like it would impede swimming at the very least.

    On Facebook today, I also learned that Chick-fil-A apparently is not pro-gay or donates to Focus on the Family or something. This should not surprise anyone, and I plan to continue eating at Chick-fil-A, because **** it, those are some good chicken sandwiches. Also, the OP wasn't even vaguely funny or clever the first time I heard it several months ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elok View Post
    I would too, if I were him. Sperm have no need for waists; it sounds like it would impede swimming at the very least.

    Sorry, I was wasted when I posted that.
    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFun View Post
    How the **** would the government mandate that men's bodies provide life support to the unborn? I guess if men could get pregnant then the pro-lifers would be against them having abortions...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felch View Post
    A bunch of euphemisms for killing the unborn. Why can't you just be honest, MrFun? You think it's okay for parents to kill their children. As long as it's out of sight, as long as the killing is done by medical professionals, you couldn't care less if parents dispose of their own kids. Just say it plainly, and maybe I'll respect your brutal indifference to one of the great injustices of our times.
    If they're unthinking, unfeeling embryos then why not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elok View Post
    I would too, if I were him. Sperm have no need for waists; it sounds like it would impede swimming at the very least.

    On Facebook today, I also learned that Chick-fil-A apparently is not pro-gay or donates to Focus on the Family or something. This should not surprise anyone, and I plan to continue eating at Chick-fil-A, because **** it, those are some good chicken sandwiches. Also, the OP wasn't even vaguely funny or clever the first time I heard it several months ago.
    Heh. Made the rounds on my part of the Facebook as well. I refuse to eat at Chick-fil-A because their food is awful; I don't care one whit about their politics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DinoDoc View Post
    Haven't you learned by not political commentary taken from facebook rots your brain?
    You need to lighten up, and not take everything too seriously.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    @ Dinodoc. Post of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
    If they're unthinking, unfeeling embryos then why not.
    If women think that men are unthinking and unfeeling can they abort them too?

    Now that's one good argument for going gay.
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFun View Post


    To save babies? Probably.
    We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
    If they're unthinking, unfeeling embryos then why not.
    Because all human beings are entitled to human rights.
    Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felch View Post
    Because all human beings are entitled to human rights.
    . . . . except for women.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    If fetuses are actually human, I'd struggle to understand any system of rights that places their right to life below whatever right exactly having an abortion is.

    The abortion argument is predicated on ascribing value to human life only after birth.
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    I struggle to understand why human sperm does not have a right to life. It's human, so it's entitled to human rights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
    I struggle to understand why human sperm does not have a right to life. It's human, so it's entitled to human rights.
    Check the number of chromosomes on sperm.

    gribbler's next response: So people with Down Syndrome are not human?

    There's a difference between a genetic abnormality causing an extra copy of a chromosome and naturally having ('supposed to have') only half the number of chromosomes.
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    The sperm might not be technically human, but we know that in fact, once it joins an egg, it will become human. Hence, why masturbation is just as heinous as abortion.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    Check the number of chromosomes on sperm.
    There's some special, magical property of having two sets of chromosomes instead of one that causes moral prohibitions against harming something to float around somewhere in space?

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    I bet you are a faggot just like that stupid gay piece of **** bastard. I think he should kill himself.
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    No one gives a crap about sperm. People even eat it.
    We must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced these murderers. - Martin Luther King Jr. Eulogy for the Martyred Children (1963)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gribbler View Post
    There's some special, magical property of having two sets of chromosomes instead of one that causes moral prohibitions against harming something to float around somewhere in space?
    A gamete will never grow into a fetus. Zygotes do all the time. Conception matters because it's the first stage in the human life cycle. Once the two sets of chromosomes meet, a human being is created.
    Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFun View Post
    The sperm might not be technically human, but we know that in fact, once it joins an egg, it will become human. Hence, why masturbation is just as heinous as abortion.
    Be honest, and tell everybody that you think it's okay for parents to kill their children. Nobody is fooled by your euphemisms, and your pathetic attempts at humor are embarrassing to everybody on this forum.
    Do not take anything I say seriously. It's just the Internet. It's not real life.

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