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    Is this why I never could get a job in France?

    I bathe regularly, don't smoke, hate mimes and Jerry Lewis and Gerard Depardieu, and am quite nice and charming to people.
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    Totally different than here?
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    I said I was nice and charming to people, Sloww.

    Texans are, by definition, sub-human. As for Texan Polytubbies, well, let's be honest; you're just lucky we don't herd you up and use you as livestock.

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    I'm sure he's a very charming cynical misanthrope in person. I know I am.
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    Gerard Depardieu? The Most gifted cinematic Genius of France?


    Reference: @ 4:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urpgb...eature=related
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guynemer View Post
    I bathe regularly, don't smoke, hate mimes and Jerry Lewis and Gerard Depardieu, and am quite nice and charming to people.
    You monster!
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    Can you speak French condescendingly?
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    I bathe regularly, don't smoke, hate mimes and Jerry Lewis and Gerard Depardieu, and am quite nice and charming to people.
    Funny thing, you'd make a fine Parisian, as it seems that you post like an arrogant *****....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
    Can you speak French condescendingly?

    Un peu, mais tres lentement.
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    Perhaphs if you were willing to occassionally surrender to random people they would still accept you?
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