BAN ME

[DaShi]

If you are not allowed to post in any section, how are you posting here?

Please come to the OT, you would fit right in!



JM

That's what I was thinking. We can't lose such a valuable poster.

[Newgod]

Someone told me that people like be are not brought but Sold
Well they don’t know I am more worthy than all the treasured &Gold
Remember the things that I say everything that I have Told
And everything that you do is simply useless pointless and Old
I told you to don’t bullshit me keep that in your pocket Fold
Standing up against me is a extremely stupid step not Bold
I am hotter than hell so I am absolutely impossible for you to Hold
When I leave the place everyone lies on the ground still and Cold

You can do what ever you want bud after all it your Call
But let me remind you that you cant win you will just Fall
Does not matter how fast your are strong smart intelligent or Tall
You are just like a small store I am like Wal-Mart super Mall
You are very easily offended like girl you are soft as a straw Doll
And I am like super reinforced ADIMENTIUM WALL

You think it will be easy with me no its not
You were too busy finding flaws in other you have rot
But its okay just bring out everything you have got
Its wont be easy I am not some dumb easy to kill game bot
And your biggest guns are useless against my sling shot
I will just tear apart the strongest rope the tightest knot
I can make it absolutely freezing or extremely hot
new god I am the whole universe you are just a tiny dot


You fantasize about standing against me you think you can bud
You think you have got what it take to do so you feel stud
No you will just lose and fall down on the ground with a thud
Because I have got over a trillion kills on my kill counter HUD
You have no idea I have dark heart dark soul and even dark blood
I will rise and consume all mankind just like a unstoppable dark flood


and well ********* is a newly started place yet is doing good that for sure and well i dont care how long it takes but i will get banned from here, no matter what you can stop me from getting banned

[Elok]

Well, those are...mad dope rhymes, or whatever kids are saying these days. BTW, you can PM now. Please don't PM me, though, unless it's something substantive.

[AAHZ]

Newgod,

You underestimate this forum's members if you do not think a few of them might decide to go and "check out" Togotudor, or hell maybe even some 3rd party "individuals" might pay a visit for lulz.

That is a huge rookie mistake you just made, and you would have gotten kicked off a REAL off-site invasion squad because of it. I've actually seen that happen once, before their server booted them offline.

[SlowwHand]

i mean this is completely stupid i mean how can i harm someone who i dont know and who lives in another country i mean i cannot harm anyone online physically that not possible and i wont go to another country just to pinpoint identify and harm one person that will be a bigger stupid thing to do but anyways if that is what is needed i can do that

Felch i will break all your bones hang you with a pole and surgically put fine pipes into key locations in your body so that i can drain the most of the blood from your body and than i will take out your eyes heart and brain and i will preserve them so that they stay intact for a long time,,
is that enough now can i get banned from here

They banned Ben for exactly what you reference. No one said it had to make sense.

[Newgod]

Newgod,

You underestimate this forum's members if you do not think a few of them might decide to go and "check out" Togotudor, or hell maybe even some 3rd party "individuals" might pay a visit for lulz.

That is a huge rookie mistake you just made, and you would have gotten kicked off a REAL off-site invasion squad because of it. I've actually seen that happen once, before their server booted them offline.

well if anyone comes to my place and troll then he has to face another very experienced extreme troll thats me i have been a troll for 8 years now so i dont think they can win from me and since i dont give a damn about someone who comes and try to troll in my place apart from the traffic they will generate in my place they wont make the slightest difference, in fact let you tell you somthing a team of 8 trolls did already tried somthing like this with my place well they just got banned and all their work removed noone in my community gives a ****,
and you know what a mod of evony forums that acer5200 did joied my place to complain against me to my admin but he was so helpless he did not even posted anything in my forum untill now and i still got what i wanted from him
so anyone who think who would give me place some traffic feel free to come by I will be watching and things gets real bad realfast with me around thats a fact, i am sure everyone knows how important traffic is for any forum is if anyone wants to come and join up mypalce and give my place traffic well welcome and even if you troll you will just lose because you will be banned for 2 years and i will see if you are good enough to come back after 2 years,now that is the real test my friend gettting banned for 2 years and then going back to troll after 2 years i have dont that lets see if you all can do it,,
bring it on sweet girls i am not afarid
Newgod

[Ming]

I wont leave untill i am banned from this place that my friends is just absolutely sure, rest its on to your mods, if they ban me nice and easy then its good or i will hav to do some things her which are not in accordance with forum laws but then its them who force me to do this i mean why cant they ban me now its not a big deal

Grow up and act like an adult.
Oh, and you should probably learn how to spell as well.

[Lorizael]

Women wealth wine was just never my Aim

That's okay, Newgod. We actually have a pretty vibrant gay community here.

[Newgod]

Well i am a gay and i do accept that and well Newgod you are a living god i am just a gay loser who dont have a girlfriend, my parents are ashamed of me and my boss just kicks me all the time but i can do anything about it i am a loser i can only wish that i could be just 1 percent like you but i wont be able to i know because i am a gay and well mortals cannot fight gods i pray you Newgod please forgive me for my disrespect i am the gaylord you are Newgod

okay brother what ever you say

[Newgod]

This place is really booooring and dead i mean there is no fun here even of someone wants to get banned from here the mods seems to be absolutely careless about this place and they dont come around the forum and check well i will get banned one way or the other if i have to break rules i will do it,as i did said nicely but noone listened to i have to go bad now and its your mods fault so dont blame me now

[Lorizael]

Is it a bannable offense if he propositions me via PM?

[Newgod]

Is it a bannable offense if he propositions me via PM?

just tell me what i have to do to get banned from this place i will do that well why make me do somthing why not ban me and get over this problem and everything will be nice and easy if you dont fullfill my wish things will only get worst in this place you dont want that do you its your job to take careof this place and i am someone who is clearly saying that i will create problems so its reason enough for me to ban somone

[H Tower]

Looking forward to seeing the best you've got.

[Newgod]

Looking forward to seeing the best you've got.

just remember that you said that friend because you dont know me i am not some just another regular troll, who do this for short time i have been doing so for 8 years, i have got many nicknames like extreme troll, pro troll, super troll spambot extreme etc there is good reasons behind that i can assure you that,,

[Elok]

This place is really booooring and dead i mean there is no fun here even of someone wants to get banned from here the mods seems to be absolutely careless about this place and they dont come around the forum and check well i will get banned one way or the other if i have to break rules i will do it,as i did said nicely but noone listened to i have to go bad now and its your mods fault so dont blame me now

Wait, so first they're authoritarian thugs, then they're careless?

[Al B. Sure!]

I didn't read this **** but I skimmed it. Guy is freaking out because he can't do anything until he gets to 20 posts or something? Look, he's at 15 and counting.

[Ming]

He's just another childish wanabe troll. And not a very good one...

[AAHZ]

15 posts? lol I'll take the kid to page 20 on this thrade alone.

Newgod, you been trollin for your little 8 years, child? AAHZ has been in it for over 20. I will also take your ignorance of my previous question of you flooding this forum to page 30 as a resounding: no," and your stance on the matter has p much fallen apart. Then on the invasion angle and you not only prove your sheer inexperience to me (which is what I care about,) you give away 3 of your home sites on the first page then dare us to go and try something on your invincible forums (what everyone else might care about.) You ever hear of Forumwarz.com, kid? Kingdom of Loathing? Now you REALLY don't want this to pop off and it all be YOUR fault do you

So now there is just you, with your run-on sentences and bad grammar, shitty euro-rap and rageposts.

this thread is a prime example of doing it wrong. newfag.

[AAHZ]

NEWFAG CHILD COMES ONTO AAHZ'S FORUM AND STARTS TO SWAG?

i will now outshine you for sheer pleasure of it.

[Al B. Sure!]

I didn't see his 'rhymes'. Is this guy rapping now?

[AAHZ]

scroll up.

Actually with Ben Kenobi gone, how ironic that Apolyton has gotten a good substitute fairly quickly

[Elok]

Nah, he's basically just you run through Babelfish a half-dozen times. Nothing like BK.

[loinburger]

Looking to get banned? One word: dickgirls

[Lorizael]

scroll up.

Actually with Ben Kenobi gone, how ironic that Apolyton has gotten a good substitute fairly quickly

Rain on wedding day.

[Felch]

I believe that's exactly how ironic this is.

[Al B. Sure!]

Oh no I saw the rhymes. I didn't see it at my first look at this thread but I saw it before my second post.

Never thought I'd see a 'textcee' on Apolyton

[Al B. Sure!]

So I googled an excerpt from his 'poetry' and found he posted them elsewhere:

http://www.splendidpoint.com/threads...ng-rhymes.723/

At this forum, he posts, following it:

I am not dissapointed with my past, i have been banned from a lot of places but that does not stoped me from joining a new one
i know what life is i know how quickly things end i have seen it i have lost 45 of my best friends in 45 seconds, i took out their incapicated dead bodies from their destroyed houses, i lived on from that i can live on from anything, and i dont carry any rage or anything with me those lines are for fun not writen seriously.

When someone said something positive about his 'poetry':

actually i just use these lines to troll in forums, and some mods and admins were really pissed after reading them

http://rennervate.com/cultofustream/...tid=187&page=6

I dont get what are you two lousey fools talking about man i am here to get banned,

Are we sure this isn't AAHZ?

[AAHZ]

and it begins...

[loinburger]

Is it possible to make his posts invisible to everybody else?

[The Mad Monk]

well if my wish is not fullfilled then i will have to break some rules to make the mods comply but thats what exactly i am saying ban me i am so far asking very nicely and no one can deny that fact i just want to be banned so that i can leave this place , and i am not created any trouble you can delted my profile so that it does not appears and delete this thread as well after i am gone so there wont be any sing that i was ever here i dont care i just want to leave because i already know that this place wont be fun as i expected just the way the mods and admins behave by implementing rules and all it clearly shows that people have no freedom of speech or anything in this forum and well if anyone thinks that only mindlessly adding anti spam features solve the spam problem then they are wrong because it does not
and well in my forum i grant total freedom of speech unitll some one breaks the laws in a very serious way ,,

and i dont think i will post on any other section of this forum except this thread unless things take some other turn

Have you ever read Finnegan's Wake?