John (F. Kennedy) was walking through his (white) house....
Barefoot.... Jacky wasn't supposed to hear him.
"The beauty of this house is that it's that large! I am sure that Jacky will never find us here, Marilyn!" John said.
"You have no business with the war?" the voice of a woman asked.
"War? What war? Follow me, did you ever do it on Lincoln's desk?"