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    Youth Pastor Had Sex With Teenage Boys To Cure Their Homosexuality


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    So that's what they mean by pastoral care...

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    Is this another misapplication of smoking being similar to homosexuality?

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    Are you saying Christians cure their nicotine addiction by smoking more?

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    Or by buggering the nearest adolescent child?

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    “When they would ejaculate, they would be getting rid of the evil thoughts in their mind.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Miller View Post
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    Is this another misapplication of smoking being similar to homosexuality?

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    sounds like it
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    Yawn.
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    Religious people aren't crazy.

    Wait, what?

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    No, they're not. They might be wrong but they aren't crazy purely on the grounds of being religious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
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    No, they're not. They might be wrong but they aren't crazy purely on the grounds of being religious.
    Aren't they?

    How do you define crazy?

    Why is somebody who believes in Bible any less crazy as the man on the street who believes a Pretzel is God?
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    Okay, I'll play that game. Why isn't a gay person crazy for wanting to stick his dick in a dude's butt when around 90% of the population would puke at the thought of it?

    Don't start, Asher.
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    Okay, I'll play that game. Why isn't a gay person crazy for wanting to stick his dick in a dude's butt when around 90% of the population would puke at the thought of it?
    Plenty of straights engage in anal sex, plenty of gays do not.

    I'm not starting anything. Religious belief is pretty much textbook insanity. The only thing separating people who are labeled delusional and people who are labeled Christian is societal acceptance.
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    Okay, I'll play that game. Why isn't a gay person crazy for wanting to stick his dick in a dude's butt when around 90% of the population would puke at the thought of it?

    Don't start, Asher.
    Finding certain activities pleasurable is very different from holding beliefs that are founded on little to no evidence. People who go to church because they enjoy the singing aren't crazy.

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    The religious freaks who obsess about homosexuals are all closet homosexuals and that's why they obsess about gays all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asher View Post
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    Plenty of straights engage in anal sex, plenty of gays do not.

    I'm not starting anything. Religious belief is pretty much textbook insanity. The only thing separating people who are labeled delusional and people who are labeled Christian is societal acceptance.
    Yeah, you can mock people who believe they were visited by extraterrestrials but don't you dare make fun of someone who thinks they can communicate with an invisible man.

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    Yeah, you can mock people who believe they were visited by extraterrestrials but don't you dare make fun of someone who thinks they can communicate with an invisible man.
    Or that some omnipotent being created the world out of boredom.
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    Or that some omnipotent being created the world out of boredom.
    Including things He apparently hates, like homosexuals.

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    bullshit! No excuses for a pervert who wants to stick his dick in little boys poop shoots.

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    They're teenagers. For all we know they could be old enough to give consent.

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    poop "chutes"

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    And here I was thinking the title had to mean a chick was doing it, which would of course be totally awesome. Thanks for killing the chubby, captain buzzkill.

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    So this is what Ben's new job was all about.

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    Maybe he's really really bad at it. Seems like it could work if so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
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    Okay, I'll play that game. Why isn't a gay person crazy for wanting to stick his dick in a dude's butt when around 90% of the population would puke at the thought of it?

    Don't start, Asher.
    What a stupid comment. Where did you get 90% from ? Another of your arsefacts ?

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    Homosexuality is not a sick status, second freaking pervert this pastor is

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    Maybe he was a bad lay and hoped to 'cure' the boys by aversion therapy.
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