Let's hear it. People always have an excuse.
More gun control laws
Relaxed abortion laws
Hockey
Fewer "black/brown" people (Docfeelgood Option)
Better education system
Public healthcare system
The fact that we direct our anger at Quebec
Newfoundland
The cold
We listen to rap less per-capita
Let's hear it. People always have an excuse.
Because you have always been loyal to the crown.
"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
'muricans are teh STOOPID!
"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato
*fewer
Spherical Bastards
Maybe it's because less Canadians live in third world conditions. Or does civilization eliminate third world conditions?
Where's the venting your anger at baby seals option.
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"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter
I also omitted Anne Murray![]()
Canadians are too busy keeping their testicles from freezing to do more than vent at Quebec. Rap music is scientifically proven to cause one's testicles to fall off, so less rap music is a key factor.
Daniel M. Snyder ja Zoetstofzoetje ovat apinoita.
Canadian Right wingers aren't as insane as our right wingers.
The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
Baron O RIP.
"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter
Obviously the French influence cannot be discounted.
For Asher:
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"The more I look at Testaverde, the more I think he should be in the hall." - Ben Kenobi
I saw that last year. Just as awful then.
He's repping Canada hard in probably the whitest rap video ever, though. It's about Canada being great so therefore, you must like it!![]()
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"The more I look at Testaverde, the more I think he should be in the hall." - Ben Kenobi
It's not gun control laws alone.
Consider Mexico:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_politics_in_Mexico
Mexico has strict gun laws. Mexican citizens may purchase arms for self-protection or hunting only after receiving approval of a petition to the Defense Ministry, which performs extensive background checks. The allowed weapons are restricted to relatively low-caliber and must be purchased from the Defense Ministry only.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"The more I look at Testaverde, the more I think he should be in the hall." - Ben Kenobi
Of course Canada is great. Best country on the planet.
I don't need rappers to state the obvious.![]()
It's because Don Cherry has decided, as a true patroit, to take upon all the crazy of Canada upon himself. A nation idiot.
So I guess hockey.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
Can't be hockey. Finns play hockey and they are violent mutants.
No, obviously the large Yeti contribution to the Canadian gene pool has made the Canadians into lumbering, friendly giants. It's also made them a bit slow, eh
I was a big fan of Canada until I figured out that it spawned Celine Dion.
Celine Dion didn't spawn. She hatched.
Celine Dion is not from Canada; she is from Quebec.
Your "**** america!!!" troll threads keep getting worse and worse...is it possible this is where you've hit bottom?
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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"The fact that we direct our anger at Quebec" has to be the default correct answer.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
HC just doesn't want to answer it because he knows it's true.
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