Reply With QuoteThis has Asher written all over it.
Do They Sell Condoms For Dogs' Penises?
Washington isn't going to get neutered for a variety of reasons (The main one being that I think it would make him less of a man). He routinely goes out on Sunday nights and has more sex than I do, to the point that I get complaints. Since today is a Sunday, I am preparing for the worst. If there is anyone here who knows any options short of castration, please let me know. I have tried spraying his face with Vinegar on Sunday afternoons put that just makes him more horny. I have also called the veterinarian and will go back on Wednesday but she is something of a whore herself so I'm not sure what help she could provide. Please advise
Last edited by Wiglaf; August 29, 2010 at 16:40. Reason: Condams are a last resort because dogs cannot put them on by themselves
This has Asher written all over it.
Yay! Wiggy's back!
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The first two responses have been really helpful. It's 5:20 PM and Washington is about to get back on the horse so to speak so can someone please expedite this process
My girlfriend just sprayed him with Vinegar. Just great. I should not have left the bottle around. (By the way humans do not get horny when Vinegar is sprayed on them so it's not even worth trying)
Last edited by Wiglaf; August 29, 2010 at 17:22. Reason: Does anyone know if you can "spray" a male dog or is that not a thing
Try keeping him indoors? Then he can only have sex with your laundry or some sort of canine intruder.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Asher doesn't live in DC.Originally Posted by Al B. Sure!
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I'd rather he have sex with other dogs than my leg so he will stay outdoors tonight. But therein lies the problem.
They only sell female dog condoms.
You could tie him to a tree? Then the lady dogs would have to come to him. Is he a ***** magnet?
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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We have this thing called the Internet, I hear, where people from different cities can communicate with each other instantly.
Neuticles!
A torch has been passed.
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I bet wiglaf's dog is a power bottom.
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'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
This is the second thread that I've seen tonight where you reference "power bottom". Is there something you want to confide to us?
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Just get your dog married.
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Water balloons.
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I'm more surprised you know what that is than anything else.
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'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
I'm hanging around in Gay World. I'd have to be a total idiot not to learn some things.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Don't say things like that
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
Idioms. Phrases. Definitions.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Did Sloww just come out the closet?
@op
Neuter the dog, and shag the vet.
I live in Canada, which is a totalitarian state. - Ben Kenobi
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure
Is this video Mr Hands related, Wiglaf?
What video?
The one with your hands on the dog's penis.
I live in Canada, which is a totalitarian state. - Ben Kenobi
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure
If you don't know the reference, you don't want to know.
I'm drunk. And I definitely don't want to know.
I live in Canada, which is a totalitarian state. - Ben Kenobi
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure
You live under a cultural rock.
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
Sometimes rocks = win.
I live in Canada, which is a totalitarian state. - Ben Kenobi
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