Reply With QuoteI would talk about the national decline in poop quality and how more and more people are having diarrhea. If I was Republican I might even blame gays for it.
If you had an hour, during prime time, on all network stations, and some non-network stations, and the the golf channel, and they would pre-empt all you favorite shows like Fringe and never rerun them later that night so that you would just be left out of the loop and have to call your west coast friends to find out if anything cool happened... what would you say? or show? or do?
Please don't post exactly what you would say, I don't want to read a 1 hour script or anything.
Me?
Monkeys vs. Senators on Wipeout!
I would talk about the national decline in poop quality and how more and more people are having diarrhea. If I was Republican I might even blame gays for it.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
How to improve the quality of life for pet mice.
This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(
I'd broadcast nothing at all.
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
I'd go on for an hour about how Star Wars is NOT Science Fiction, although it is a great space fantasy, and how George Lucas embodies the eternal contradiction - creator of one of the greatest epics of all time, and then destroyer of it.
In the background would be Han Solo firing first, on repeat.
<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.
If I were a politician...
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"
I was flipping through the Cable last night, and someone was being interviewed and they were on Skype, I think they were a politician from some auto maker city, the interviewer was white and so was the politician, anyhoo, he went off on the one interviewing, about taking more cuts from the American worker.
Did anyone see this and if so do you have a link?
The politician, who went off was a bit over reactive but had great points!
Thanks in advance!
Gramps
Did anyone have Ryan Dunn From Jackass FAME? He died in a fiery car crash speeding after being in a bar. And to think, everyone thought he would die doing something stupid-rah
I might yell at people for not watching shows like "Arrested Development" and yet turning out in droves to watch "Two and Half Men".
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
I know I'll sleep better tonight, knowing that all the major problems are under consideration.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
I would unveil my grand plan to kill the firstborn of every family in America until Sunday beer laws were a relic of the past.
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui
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Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui
What is the law, oh stuttering one? Noon here.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
The law would be no alcohol sales on Sundays... at least that's the law in Georgia.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
No liquor on Sunday here. Beer is ok. Bars are open.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Off the top of my head, I don't know the exact setup, but I'm pretty sure it's an "opt-out" situation, where the ban is the default. Most places have an outright ban with a "private club" exemption. In effect, you can buy a drink at any restaurant you normally could, but only after joining their club, which usually consists of paying a dollar and signing a card, but no go in stores. No distinction made between beer, liquor and wine. Jefferson County (Birmingham) has unrestricted sales (though, to be fair, I've never tried buying before noon, so it may be the same as yours). Dothan looks like it may go that way soon. Fortunately, those are the two places I spend most of my time. The idea in general is an odious blight on the name of civilization, though.
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui
Re: If You Addessed the Nation
Where would I find an envelope beig enough and how could I afford the postage?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
What?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
He's making a joke about sending a letter to the nation (to an address)
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
That is barbaric.Originally Posted by SlowwHand
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
Actually, it goes before the county, and then to the city on what their law is on it. The city may not sell it at all.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
My first thought when I saw the thread title was Ed Norton on The Honeymooners saying "Hello, ball."
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui
I would tell every American to turn off their TV and do something else tonight. I know, a lot of people have to unwind after work and everything, so leisure it up some other way. Read a book, even if it's a shitty one like Twilight or the Left Behind series. Go outside and talk to your neighbors. Take a nap. Because literally just about anything would be more productive than the entire nation watching me chatter for an hour. The only bad thing is even that would still be better than the entire nation watching Two and a Half Men.
If we can't preempt every station, meaning that most people are just going to change the channel, then I'll just show two episodes of King of the Hill.
meet the new boss, same as the old boss
Buy on Saturday or spend at least one day a week sober.
Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
I thought better of you than that.Buy on Saturday or spend at least one day a week sober.
Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui
Can't buy until 1pm here, but it can be served.
6am to 1pm can feel like an eternity.
On the weekend, I seldom get up before one o'clock, so I have no idea what the rules might be. Virginia used to have "blue laws" preventing the sale of almost anything on Sunday. Now only beer and wine are blocked on Sunday. Liquor is sold in state-run stores, so generally, there are no liquor sales on the weekend.
No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai
"I played it [Civilization] for three months and then realised I hadn't done any work. In the end, I had to delete all the saved files and smash the CD." Iain Banks, author
But I always invariably end up at the supermarket on SundayBuy on Saturday or spend at least one day a week sober.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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