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    I'd man the harpoons. Look at the flesh bulging out of the armpit holes on her A-vest.
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    yeah, those hands... not specifically MTH right now, but very soon, it seems. :/

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    Albi

    I enjoyed many of your postings.

    I did find your various thoughts on self-abuse (while joking I know) to be telling as to why you don"t "get the girl". While you fantasize about what extreme lengths you would go to to even have her smile in your direction, some guy , probably someone that looks no better than you, will probably be banging her silly because he has the confidence to assume that that she's as likely to say yes as no.

    Sure some of these girls look really really hot. So what? Oh and the group shot that included "the defendent"? I agree that they look like street corner girls there. I would be curious what led them to the matchy outfits

    Oh and just curious why all your shots appear to be candids. Are people sending you these?
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    Girls like to tease Alpert.
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    Flubber, I have recently learned the the hot tanned chick with the awesome attitude is apparently known as "the hottest girl on tumblr"... so you have that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flubber View Post
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    Oh and just curious why all your shots appear to be candids. Are people sending you these?
    No. I've gotten similar shots but I'm not posting them here. I've considered posting people I know but nah...
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    Flubber, I have recently learned the the hot tanned chick with the awesome attitude is apparently known as "the hottest girl on tumblr"... so you have that.
    Do you find her so hot? She's definitely not unattractive, but I don't find her special.
    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oncle Boris View Post
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    Do you find her so hot? She's definitely not unattractive, but I don't find her special.




    Get the **** out of here, Oncle Boris
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    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    Get the **** out of here, Oncle Boris
    **** off.

    She's a 8.5, but not drooling hot.

    The girl you have just posted is a 9.8
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    **** off.

    She's a 8.5, but not drooling hot.
    You've lost your god damn rabbit mind.
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    Also, remember X/10 in a candid shot > X+1/10 in a professional/photoshopped shot.
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    Flubber, I have recently learned the the hot tanned chick with the awesome attitude is apparently known as "the hottest girl on tumblr"... so you have that.
    In other photos with less attitude shown you can see that her chin is too long. Maybe it's the angle, or an all-American facial expression she has, but it's off-putting.
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    onodera....sorry, Al is right, those that don't see how hot she is are our of your goddamn minds. http://i.imgur.com/rBc69.jpg

    That girl is pure sex, and her attitude makes me want to reach out and grab her. For sure.


    Al..... /fit/ ????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
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    Also, remember X/10 in a candid shot > X+1/10 in a professional/photoshopped shot.
    I am not the kind to fall for photoshopping. What I don't like about the tanned girl is the relative lack of curves, and slim lips that giver her a dry/cold face.

    Again, she's definitely attractive, just not incredible IMO.
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    the ass on that 2 is a 10

    and not a bad smile either

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    the ass on that 2 is a 10

    and not a bad smile either

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    onodera....sorry, Al is right, those that don't see how hot she is are our of your goddamn minds. http://i.imgur.com/rBc69.jpg

    That girl is pure sex, and her attitude makes me want to reach out and grab her. For sure.


    Al..... /fit/ ????????
    Do you want to **** the girl or that specific picture of her? She doesn't walk around with that attitude 24x7.
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    Flubber, I have recently learned the the hot tanned chick with the awesome attitude is apparently known as "the hottest girl on tumblr"... so you have that.

    How far back in the thread are you going to find the tanned girl

    There's one thats real hot wearing green a page or so ago
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    The one with the green shorts, yes.

    Do you want to **** the girl or that specific picture of her? She doesn't walk around with that attitude 24x7.

    Ah, yes, sure. But my honest, fair, realistic evaluation is that she will be when I supposedly will be. It all happens subconsciously, of course.

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    So yeah

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    noice

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    noice
    Have some more:

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    thats one happy red balloon

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    Yum

    Keep posting Alby.

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    Err I'm having second thought about this. Taking the pics down.
    Last edited by Al B. Sure!; April 3, 2012 at 04:07.
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    That sounds kind of shallow.
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