Here's what's been happening.
2950 BC: Polytheism has made it to Fish Taco.
2900 BC: Independent herb growers on the fringes of the nation begin growing their herbs (called pot) indoors. They utilize earthen jugs which become commonly called "pottery."
2375 BC: Writing changes from cool pictures to cool symbols that represent sounds that can be turned into words that mean what the picture did.
Shaka: Alphabet is a challenge, we better get working on a song...
2225 BC: The Zulu name their newest city after their continent. FortyFive is founded!
The world in 2000 BC:
Shaka: I'm a horrible leader, what can I do to expand my empire?
Mrs. Shaka: Someone catch a little penis envy at the naked dance off last night?