View Poll Results: Who would win by 2090?

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  • The Vatican

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  • The People's Republic of China

    3 25.00%
  • Taiwan

    1 8.33%
  • The Lutheran Coallition

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  • Orthodox Russia

    2 16.67%
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Thread: China vs. The Vatican (Nukes allowed )

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    China vs. The Vatican (Nukes allowed )

    Both one billion strong. One ruled by an absolute monarch the other by the People’s congress. Who would win in this ultimate conflict?

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    Maybe the Vatican will nuke you.
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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    Maybe the Vatican will nuke you.
    Western Devil!

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    I am. I'm a western devil.
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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    I am. I'm a western devil.
    Well, sadly so am I.

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    Well China is certainly afraid of the Vatican. Why else would they violently repress churches loyal to it while setting up its own competing "Catholic" church?
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    Just so that they can win. The vatican's most potent weapon is its fifth column. If China destroys the fifth column, teh nuking will be that much easier
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    it's not the 5th column, the chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear...
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
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    Originally posted by Saras
    it's not the 5th column, the chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear...
    The Vatican army armed with Comfy Chairs will cause the Chinese to simply surender without firing a shot.
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    They'll just send Father Anderson in. Game, set, bloody carnage.
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    Amongst their weaponary are such diverse elements as....
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    Mah. You guys are slacking.

    How many divisions does the Pope have?
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    Tell my dear son that he will meet papa ratzi's divisions in eternity
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    If Da Vinci Code did not succeed in destroying the Vatican, China has no chance.
    Statistical anomaly.
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    Without their Uber-Pope the Vatican will be much easier to conquer, Germans ALWAYS lose!
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    Originally posted by Impaler[WrG]
    Without their Uber-Pope the Vatican will be much easier to conquer, Germans ALWAYS lose!
    Third time's a charm.

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    Aha! Vatican one billion + Germany 80 million and a tank army. Vatican cap beats China by the advance of one tank army.

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    Dont forget divine intervention and the secret missle silo under St. Peter square.

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