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Interpol APB issued for Mr. Farty Mcfarterson.Ananova:
Police hunt farting dissident
Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.
Hubert Hoffman, 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a Warsaw railway station.
He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.
When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.
Hoffmann was arrested and released on bail but failed to turn up at a Warsaw court early this week to be tried, and the judge in the case rejected an appeal by defence lawyers to throw the charges out.
A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."
Instead the court ordered the police to start a nationwide hunt for the man, and interpol have been alerted.
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Aren't they busy catching people who copy videocassettes?
04-06-04 Killdozer NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
A court spokesman said: "Such a case of disrespect is taken very seriously."
Still working on that whole liberal democracy thing, huh?
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
I just farted in Poland's general direction
So that's the greenish cloud that just flew over our heads.
Spec.
-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Be lucky it didn't hit.
But what the hell? It's not like they are death-threats... Don't they have free speech? I'm appalled.
I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"
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Yes, those would be silent...Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
It's not like they are death-threats...
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Just last week, a polish representative to the EU demanded that the EU outlaw abortions, and put a ban on homosexual propaganda.
The rest of the EU was not amused
Poland
Asmodean
Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
This reminds me that I wanted to point out another aspect of growing older. Never trust that a fart is going to be a fart.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
TMI Sloww
Maybe the Poles thought Hoffman was express support for the Russians because he was pootin'
Poot!
Poland should be donated to the US.
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I remember hearing this as "The Most Important Desicion You Will Ever Make: Whether or Not That's Really a Fart."Originally posted by SlowwHand
This reminds me that I wanted to point out another aspect of growing older. Never trust that a fart is going to be a fart.
Tom P.
Goddamnit, Sloww.I'm eating lunch.
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
The Poles suffer from delusions of relevance.Originally posted by Asmodean
Just last week, a polish representative to the EU demanded that the EU outlaw abortions, and put a ban on homosexual propaganda.
The rest of the EU was not amused
Poland
Asmodean
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
Then my suggestion would be that you not fart.Originally posted by Arrian
Goddamnit, Sloww.
-Arrian
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Noted.
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
At least they aren't searching for Fisty McFecal...
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
WTF? Poles are dangerously silly.
Oh, and Heil Kaczynski.
"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.
I am still of the opinion that they should never have been admitted, and with stories like that...well...it is not encouraging.Originally posted by Asmodean
Just last week, a polish representative to the EU demanded that the EU outlaw abortions, and put a ban on homosexual propaganda.
The rest of the EU was not amused
Poland
Asmodean
KaczynskiOriginally posted by Wernazuma III
Heil Kaczynski.
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.
You are correct.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
they should never have been admitted,
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its the catholic church...its very strong and conservative in Poland.
Finnish Cath. Chruch clergy including the bishop are all Polish appointed by the Holy See
Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.
- Paul Valery
Clearly, letting Polish immigrants flood the civilized countries of the EU is akin to self-destruction.
"The boastful seeks the company of parasites." (Spinoza)
Yes, Poland will destroy the very meaningful political institution they have going there in the EU, which I can only assume exists underneath the bastardized mini-UN and the rest of us just haven't been told about it.
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