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Imagine the situation.. you are a parent and your only child has some kind of terminal illness. Now, the kid has been chosen by the make a wish foundation or similar group and now we can make one wish come true before the end comes. Pretty cool, in the midst of all that is happening.
Your kid has a list... (let's assume it's a boy) he wants to try cocaine and explore the world for few days and have a chat with Noam Chomsky. And we know for a fact that Chomsky would try to make your kid hate Jesus and thus go to hell.
Second thing on the list would be meeting up with 50 Cent and he'd promise to take the kid to the real ghetto for few days, hang out on the streets and do that thing.
Third on the list is Michael Jackson. The kid wants to spend some time with Jackson but he has a demand, he won't do it unless they can meet without any supervision for 2 days.
Fourth is meeting the Pope but the Pope can't make it so...
What are you going to choose? Or are you going to say sorry boy, I know time is getting short but you can't have even one of your dreams come true.
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wtf pekka?
Hey don't blame me, blame the wish foundations.
But now, you have to choose.
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Chomsky is an American hero
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- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
Originally posted by Verto
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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Dammit wezil, you're supposed to quote the quote. It's better that way, then the next person can quote your quote of the quote, and so on. As it stands, you just screwed it up for everyone
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Dammit wezil, you're supposed to quote the quote. It's better that way, then the next person can quote your quote of the quote, and so on. As it stands, you just screwed it up for everyone
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
Originally posted by Verto
wtf pekka?
"The boastful seeks the company of parasites." (Spinoza)
pekka wtf?
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50 cent
meet the new boss, same as the old boss
Peyote Pekka, as he's now to be known.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
So when any of these foundations screw this opporunity up, you will go 'wtf person x'.
Is it really so difficult to choose from 3 of those options I gave you?
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Maybe if you had made it a poll.
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wtf pekka
The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
Baron O RIP.
Damn it.. you're right. I knew there was something missing here. Oh well, everyone can say what they'd let their kid do.
And if you would say none of these, you are basically denying the only opportunity for him to have a big dream come true, that's harsh. So which will it be?
Also, every option is guaranteed to give him back alive, but there are of course no guarantees about any other thing.
In da butt.
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I'll tenth this.
Edit: I miscounted it's eleventh.Originally posted by Verto
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Yeah, I'd take the 50 cent one. Figuring it would be tacky if someone offed the sick kid.
The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
Baron O RIP.
rah, yeah, and there's a guarantee that the kid comes back alive. So if you choose the 50 cent thing, it will be safe in terms of surviving it.
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Yeah, safe enough. But if not, it would probably save the poor tyke some suffering.
The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
Baron O RIP.
yep, safe enough for the extraordinary situation.
But.. I find it interesting that no one will go for the Jackson thing. I mean sure, he's wearing a mask to hide his lust, has a bottle of wine and something he claims to be aspirin, but there's a good chance he won't do any molesting. Yet, we will never choose that one, when it likely is the most safe one.
Well I think the cocaine thing would be safest but then again you will hate Jesus so.. tough thing for people who are of Christian faith.
What would it be? Michael Jackson or hating the Jesus and getting high?
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
Or maybe 50 cent is the safest bet. Most likely he has no.. interest in the kid other than the situation. That is, Jackson might be interested in weird ways, where as 50 cent wouldn't be.
But still, there's no guarantees to what he would be exposed to.
But we could have more options as well.
Fourth option would be to let your kid hang out, and these options are all under no supervision.. hang out a week with Courtney Love. She is guaranteed to beg for money to buy drugs on the street and be generally pretty messed up. BUT there is a guarantee that she will not physically hurt the child herself.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
I'll take the Michael Jackson choice. Maybe he'll be out for a skin bleach or nose whittle.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
I honestly think that would be the safest choice. In other options, the kid would most likely see some bad things. But with Michael, MOST likely it's all good.
But let's not forget Sloww.... you choose M. Jackson. This might be used later against you in some other context.
In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
Undoubtably. I could say I like looking at rainbows and it would come back to haunt me here.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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Just shoot the kid, its obvoius from the list he wants to die right NOW!
Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche
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