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    Stupid baptists

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    Charming, aren't they? Yet, the media (least of all FOX News) consistently fails to cry "FOUL!!1" when they protest at funerals for gays. All you're doing is giving them legitimacy by putting them on the air or in newsprint. Screw'em, let them rant and rave themselves into obscurity. The entire church consists of one family, likely inbred, that will eventually die off. Unlike Revs. Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell, both of whom and their ilk exert real political power and influence, this group is not even worth responding to much less getting worked up over.
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    That family makes the Puritans look like party hounds.
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    They are "charming" to the max, Drose.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Though, don't misunderstand me. I would like to see an article in the paper about their bus careening off a cliff while on their way to yet another protest, killing the whole group. That would be newsworthy.
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    Originally posted by DRoseDARs
    Though, don't misunderstand me. I would like to see an article in the paper about their bus careening off a cliff while on their way to yet another protest, killing the whole group. That would be newsworthy.

    yep, I agree
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    My computer has no sound, hence I'm not going to bother playing the video, but if this is the Westboro Baptist Church or whichever one it is that runs www.godhatesfags.com (and if they're picketing funerals, you probably are), they aren't actually Baptist. Those guys were actually rejected by their local Baptist synod. They're just appropriating the name anyway. Not that I like Baptist beliefs as such, but it's not fair to blame the Baptists for those freaks any more than it's fair to blame democracy for "The Democratic Republic of North Korea."
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    And the Catholics said the Protestants weren't really Christians when the schism happened. Hater.

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    What a bunch of sick ****ers.

    I need to find their mail adress and send them some hate mail, or maybe send them a bag full of ****.

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    No, you don't, Ves. They thrive off attention. At their current pace, as has already been pointed out in this thread, they're going to die out anyway. They're insular, they ooze bad publicity, and there are too few of them to perpetuate their church any longer without massive inbreeding. One way or another, the poor dumb schleps are headed the way of Waco. They've even got a little compound they've holed themselves up in. One almost pities them, until one realizes that they celebrate after every catastrophe in the news.

    Knowing that...well, now I just see this as a no-win situation for my faith in humanity. They're too pitiful to hate, but too hateful to pity. I just hope they go quickly and painlessly when the inevitable happens. And hopefully some of the kids and younger members will escape to recover from their life in that madhouse. Waco was totally messed up.
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    I'm almost embarrassed to say that I just spent the better part of a day trying to remember the ringleader's name without Googling it: Fred Phelps. Goes to show what little impression this guy has made on me.
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    Well, this woman (and her church) are abviously sick (and dangerous). But I also shook my head how journalists can come to such a low and discuss this in a real in-fight.
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    Maybe Baptists should picket his church for misapropriating their name. Better yet, deploy a unit of US Army psy-war outside of his compound and let them do their stuff.
    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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    and dangerous
    Why dangerous?
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    Originally posted by DanS
    Why dangerous?
    Did you listen to the interview. "Why don't you OBEY to the lord". They are so dominated by their hate that the next step is violence.
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    Considering their numbers, I don't think they'll do much harm if they take the path of violence.
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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    Originally posted by Last Conformist
    Considering their numbers, I don't think they'll do much harm if they take the path of violence.
    They could poison food or something. Even though I agree that they don't pose a threat to society as a whole, ithey're still dangerous.
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    No more than your average urban gang, I'd think.
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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    Originally posted by Last Conformist
    No more than your average urban gang, I'd think.
    Maybe it's because I live in Austria, where slums are rare.
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    Well, they're not exactly thick on the ground here either.
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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    Originally posted by Wernazuma III
    Did you listen to the interview. "Why don't you OBEY to the lord". They are so dominated by their hate that the next step is violence.
    The interview was interesting. I think you have an overactive imagination with regard to this group. Or a misunderstanding.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    I can see them working their way up to death threats and minor terrorism.

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    Sick

    Well, then you throw the book at them once they work their way up there.

    Their whole schtick is to hide behind free speech. They're a bunch of attorneys. Violence would be very out of character.
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    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    Originally posted by DanS
    The interview was interesting. I think you have an overactive imagination with regard to this group. Or a misunderstanding.
    What interview? The "interviewed" didn't really respond to the questions and the "journalists" didn't feel ashamed to get into mud catching. That was infotainment, but no interview.

    Originally posted by DanS Well, then you throw the book at them once they work their way up there.

    Their whole schtick is to hide behind free speech. They're a bunch of attorneys. Violence would be very out of character.
    I don't think so, unless this group is only driven by getting audience. If so, you're probably right. But I think they're rather driven by genuine hate and zeal, thinking that, well, God hates America. This is manifest by crossing a line, such as invading a funeral, which by almost everyone, including the "average" fundamentalist, would consider more than sick.
    Generally, fundamentalists at least try to appear completely sane and on air try to argue that what they do is "common sense". Not so them.
    If God really hates America so much, it may be time for "real action", including violence and terrorism. I don't say it will happen, but it very well can turn into that.
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    Sick

    This is manifest by crossing a line, such as invading a funeral
    There is no line. It's sick and awful, but no more than that. What they are saying is not unlawful.

    Generally, fundamentalists at least try to appear completely sane
    I doubt you know that many fundamentalists. I'm guessing that you have no basis to judge.
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    Originally posted by DanS


    There is no line. It's sick and awful, but no more than that. What they are saying is not unlawful.
    Did I say they should go to jail for that?


    I doubt you know that many fundamentalists. I'm guessing that you have no basis to judge.
    In person? If so, I know none (well that is, except for one Iranian who used to be a communist and now is a muslim fundie). But yes, via TV I've seen a whole bunch of extremists who tried to appear as decent people in order to make politics, while their ideas actually were pretty sick. It's like those creationists who try to sneak in Inteligent Design by covering it as science, so more people are willing to support the idea.
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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    I'm sorry for these people.
    As a christian I do feel really ashamed.
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    DanS, one can draw connections between bigoted propaganda and the potential that it has to lead to violence, or to sanction violence done by others.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Originally posted by DanS
    Well, then you throw the book at them once they work their way up there.

    Their whole schtick is to hide behind free speech. They're a bunch of attorneys. Violence would be very out of character.
    I don't think they're that predictable. Anyway, America can expect a few homegrown terrorist attacks with all the alienated veterans coming back from Iraq. Probably not related to Phelps' gang, though.

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    I think Dan has them pegged correctly.

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