Reply With QuoteCry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!
WAR IN THE EAST !!!
Tremble oh ye Bards for the Horde rides,
Our vengeance shall smite ye,
Your days are numbered, it has been decreed by the Khan!!!
Look to west my musical friends,
Look for the fluttering banners of the Horde, for they shall fall upon your cities like rain!!
The earth shall tremble as the hooves of the Horde crush your mortal souls beneth them!!
Blood Red Rivers of Euphorican Lifeblood shall flow throughout your lands!!
We shall comfort your grieving women by the glowing embers of our night fires!!
Surrender or Die!!!!!!!
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Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Death! Ride, ride to ruin and the world's ending!
Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) - 1,4 leaving Bardlands
Stormbringer (horsewoman 3/4) - 1 leaving Bardlands
then War declared
Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) then moves 2
Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 5/5) then attacks Axel Rose (Bard Spearman 4/4) in Metallica
Axel Rose dismissed
Second Horse of the Apocalypse (ancient cavalry 3/5) captures Metallica
Signs stating "Metallica" as town name taken down.
(later seen being sold at various markets throughout Hordelands as collectables)
"Fort Napster" declared open. Blood Oath Horde flag raised.
Last edited by Paddy; July 14, 2005 at 17:56.
-silence remains-
don't worry about things you have no influence on...
Come again? I can't hear you over the noise of celebrating soldiers.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
hey, Paddy, How much for the furs?
(And thanks for the map info)
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
opps...
I guess this shows that when you choose a strong and powerful aggressor as your ally, you had damn well better perform on the battlefield or accept the consequences
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste
Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS
Or at least make sure they commit their troops first....Originally posted by Aqualung71
I guess this shows that when you choose a strong and powerful aggressor as your ally, you had damn well better perform on the battlefield or accept the consequences
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
BoH strikes again.....nice bit of storyboarding there guys!
Haven't been here for ages....
When we razed the Desolators town of Sidon we commited our troops.
I'd like to hear a logical reason for this war
the previous two wars were explained:
- settling near fortified warrior
- moving warrior in neutral territories in directions not liked by the Horde
Yes, I still remember and watch over you (think about Robert De Niro in meet the Parents)
Yeh, like those were excellent reasons!Originally posted by ormuzd
the previous two wars were explained:
- settling near fortified warrior
- moving warrior in neutral territories in directions not liked by the Horde
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste
Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS
Yes indeed.
You must admit, the Horde was not wasting money on too many Lawyers or Publicity Agents in those days
Like when did we need to have a reason for everything we do?Originally posted by ormuzd
I'd like to hear a logical reason for this war
My trusty blade
Don't eat the yellow snow.
this a kitchen knife
wait, you don't know what is kitchen
let's see... this is the tent where your women cook when it is not in the open. What? This is the tent where you put your horses? You mean the stables? OMG, that's why I don't visit foreign countries - I give up trying to explain the meaning of the kitchen.
Horde kitchens are open fires beneath star filled skys...where the sounds of our dying enemies can be clearly heard.
"I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003
One wonders what will happen next...
and where are the Bards???
so much said, so little said, all in the one week...
Snoop, you seem to be upset that we answered the Babylonians with an explaination. They asked many many times, and as a member of the now non-existant TNA, we felt they deserved an answer.
Yet we waited till we had spoken to you, which happened.
We have since had a communication from Babylon that they have heard from both parties on this matter, so obviously you have spoken with them. So we have no need for you to be upset that we took time to lay our cards out on the table...
As diplomacy with you is basically off the table, we look forward to seeing you on the fields of battle... for as your sig line has said for a long time, lets rumble...
it is funny how I stood for your team before the Horde for all these months, just to have your team prove me wrong, you really were not to be trusted...
fancy wanting to turn on the allie that had a force bigger than yours... wow, you just amaze me... ahh but then again, if it all worked out the Horde forces would have been squandered oh so well in the DR wars, and you would have had your victory marches through Hordelands...
Not now my old friend... now you can play your own piped instruments and possibly start building some boats for your refugees for the lands of your maties - the Babylonians... those deal breakers
Yes Beta, I see your email, I see again you can not answer a straight question with a straight answer. So in that I read that you did not trade the tech as agreed.
so I publicly post the following that was sent to your people 12 hours before you played the turn...
Yet in all this my nation is at war with the Bards at the moment, and just may have a peace with the Desolators. (I say may, as the turn is along way from coming back to us to see to that matter). So as I now have a strange situation of wars all over the shop. I need to make two statements to your leadership. These are not said with malice, just simple fact, as I am at war.
- Your trade of the technology, please understand that if you again do not complete this trade deal, that we will consider that as an act of WAR. Simple and clear.
- Your unit, Cain (warrior 3/3), please understand that if he moves onto the road between Bloodview and Fort Napster (yes the tile next to him) that we will consider that as an act of WAR. Simple and clear.
In so many ways I apologise for those statements, yet so to either of those actions will cost my nation dearly. So please consider them
It is my hope that we can get through all of this and grow and be happy.
Paddy, Khan of the Blood Oath Horde
And as you know after you played the turn, I followed that up with a simple request of 4 questions, not one straight answer from you Beta. As usual.
So I take it you look for war with the Horde, or am I mistaken and you sent the tech "accepted"?
then your great nation is very quiet these days, have you found a large rock to protect you from the wrath that will burn your fields?
Beta,
Thank you for your email.
The tech, I can see your point indeed. I hereby remove my threat of war at this time for mot sending it. Yet we supplied you with currency, which allowed you to make this step forward, so we feel some ownership of the tech, just as the Bards must.
Snoop
as requested by McMeadows, I am not posting any thing where I state you betrayed us at this time.
I had hoped that we could have dealt with all over this point by point... yet I will await until a time when we can.
You know most of our points, and if you feel that your answers were sufficient, then that be good for you.
Paddy & Lords of the Horde,
Thank you for your reasonable stance on this issue. Your comments and our answer to you (and the world) are being discussed.
Forgive us for the delay. You are not being ignored.
-Skrobism
Vox Inannum
Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him ;) |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years
Thank you Babylon, we await word from you.
Euphorica, when will we hear of why your arguments stem from an expired tech agreement? and why it was that you have not restated you case around the tech agreement that was in place with our nations?
Where have all the babylonians gone???
they ask for all the information and then dissapear...
The Babs are specialists at not responding to communicationsOriginally posted by Paddy the Scot
Where have all the babylonians gone???
they ask for all the information and then dissapear...
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste
Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS
Must be the inscence in the temples... You grow sedate after a time... Relax my brother, will you?
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Let me eat your yummy brain! :D
"be like Micha!" - Cyclotron
yes. much medication err meditation going on. relax it's all cool.
Banano Laŭrajta Registaro en Ekzilo - Bananoj gismorte!| Cows O' Plenty|Wish List For ciV | Ming on Spammers: ...And, how do you know that I'm not just spamming by answering him ;) |"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years
No, incense from temples has nothing to do with it. I mean, look at the amount of temples we Eygptians have, and we talk plenty.
OK, we talk to ourselves mostly, but the point still holds...
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
As I write this I believe the Horde are playing their turn....I wonder what further destruction they shall bring down upon Euphorican heads in the next half hour
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste
Re-Organisation of remaining C3C PBEMS
Air-conditioning crew at Paddy's so it's just have to be in the next hour.
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