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    Whoa

    So I did my taxes this morning. Yeah, I'm a procrastinator. Anyway, typically I see a refund of ~$600 or so every year. I tend to do the maximum withholding.

    Well, this year, my total refunds from US, NY and OR add up to about $2400.

    Holy ****.

    I thought that couldn't be right, so I went online to several tax estimator sites. It all checks out.





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    Pay my rent
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    No, but here's $1. Go get yourself something nice, sugar.
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    You do realize that I am expecting that dollar.
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    Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
    You do realize that I am expecting that dollar.
    You don't realize what I'm expecting in return.
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    I didn't know TEF was gay...
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    Boris is a Republican.
    Only feebs vote.

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    Originally posted by Spiffor
    I didn't know TEF was gay...
    He's an ardent Democrat, he has a dancing cow for his avatar, and his name is The Emperor Fabulous. How could he not be gay?

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    Tranny's are usually straight.
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    Originally posted by Kuciwalker


    He's an ardent Democrat, he has a dancing cow for his avatar, and his name is The Emperor Fabulous. How could he not be gay?
    He's also from Massechusetts and he does theatre too.
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    Now how the hell did me demanding a dollar to help my financial situation (broke) turn into a discussion of my sexuality/political party/clothing decisions?
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    damning evidence!

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    I have to pay taxes ever year .

    that reminds me, I need to do my taxes

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    Tranny's are usually straight.


    *head explodes*

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    Originally posted by Azazel
    Tranny's are usually straight.


    *head explodes*
    I've got that info from an executive transvestite..
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    what the hell is an executive transvestite?

    wait, what's the definition of transvestite? ( I thought you were talking about transsexuals)

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    Originally posted by Azazel
    what the hell is an executive transvestite?

    wait, what's the definition of transvestite? ( I thought you were talking about transsexuals)
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    ahh, of course, just like traversti (sp?) in french.

    well, I always thought people were speaking of transsexuals when they said "trannies".

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    Threadjacks
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    Originally posted by Azazel
    well, I always thought people were speaking of transsexuals when they said "trannies".
    I think they normally do....
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    alva is misleading.

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    Nah, a tranny is a transvestite. Do I really have to teach you guys English as well.
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    Erm, no, "tranny" is usually used for transexuals. Keep practicing that English, mkay?
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    Originally posted by Jaguar
    Threadjacks
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    Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
    Now how the hell did me demanding a dollar to help my financial situation (broke) turn into a discussion of my sexuality/political party/clothing decisions?
    [Australian accent] You're exposed now, you poofter!!!
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    Only feebs vote.

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    Bleh, not really my field of expertise anyway.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
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    Yes...Emperor Fabulous, for those not in the "know", is a bit from an Eddie Izzard routine.

    I also like stuff from Gallagher, but I have yet to smash anything with a mallet.
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    Quit trying to change the subject away from your sexuality, you malodorous pervert.
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