Pay my rent

So I did my taxes this morning. Yeah, I'm a procrastinator. Anyway, typically I see a refund of ~$600 or so every year. I tend to do the maximum withholding.
Well, this year, my total refunds from US, NY and OR add up to about $2400.
Holy ****.
I thought that couldn't be right, so I went online to several tax estimator sites. It all checks out.
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Pay my rent
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

No, but here's $1. Go get yourself something nice, sugar.![]()
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You do realize that I am expecting that dollar.
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite


You don't realize what I'm expecting in return.Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
You do realize that I am expecting that dollar.![]()
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I didn't know TEF was gay...![]()
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

Boris is a Republican.
Only feebs vote.
He's an ardent Democrat, he has a dancing cow for his avatar, and his name is The Emperor Fabulous. How could he not be gay?Originally posted by Spiffor
I didn't know TEF was gay...![]()
Tranny's are usually straight.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus

He's also from Massechusetts and he does theatre too.Originally posted by Kuciwalker
He's an ardent Democrat, he has a dancing cow for his avatar, and his name is The Emperor Fabulous. How could he not be gay?![]()
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Now how the hell did me demanding a dollar to help my financial situation (broke) turn into a discussion of my sexuality/political party/clothing decisions?
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
damning evidence!
I have to pay taxes ever year.
that reminds me, I need to do my taxes

Tranny's are usually straight.
*head explodes*
I've got that info from an executive transvestite..Originally posted by Azazel
Tranny's are usually straight.
*head explodes*
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus

what the hell is an executive transvestite?
wait, what's the definition of transvestite? ( I thought you were talking about transsexuals)
Originally posted by Azazel
what the hell is an executive transvestite?
wait, what's the definition of transvestite? ( I thought you were talking about transsexuals)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus

ahh, of course, just like traversti (sp?) in french.
well, I always thought people were speaking of transsexuals when they said "trannies".

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"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005


I think they normally do....Originally posted by Azazel
well, I always thought people were speaking of transsexuals when they said "trannies".
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.

alva is misleading.![]()
Nah, a tranny is a transvestite. Do I really have to teach you guys English as well.![]()
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus

Erm, no, "tranny" is usually used for transexuals. Keep practicing that English, mkay?
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Originally posted by Jaguar
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"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

[Australian accent] You're exposed now, you poofter!!!Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Now how the hell did me demanding a dollar to help my financial situation (broke) turn into a discussion of my sexuality/political party/clothing decisions?
[/Australian accent]
Only feebs vote.
:notworthy:
Bleh, not really my field of expertise anyway.![]()
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus

Yes...Emperor Fabulous, for those not in the "know", is a bit from an Eddie Izzard routine.
I also like stuff from Gallagher, but I have yet to smash anything with a mallet.
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

Quit trying to change the subject away from your sexuality, you malodorous pervert.
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