Assassins Game Première: Speed Kills

[:) Smiley]

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[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Smiley

Rampaging men with big words.

I'm coming to get you!
I notice that your fourth-starred entry isn't actually linked to anything.

This game has actually got some votes in, which is good. Maybe when the next mafia starts, then things will pick up, but at the moment I always have to wait overnight for all the votes to come in. Still, it could go right down to the wire.

Good luck with your game Zopp, and may your mafia live long and slaughter.

[loinburger]

Vote sent

[Snowflake]

OMG!

/me rushes in and let out a scream.

Is he dead? Oh no! I had a feeling it would not be a smooth race yesterday. That Skanky Burns is trouble I tell you. And I've heard gossips ...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Imran was saddened by the death of the lube man, for he not only supplied cars with his slippery stuff. He made a mental note to find another lube supplier... quickly.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by joncha
At least I'm not a pimp this time.

It can be arranged by having you drive around in this:

[Anita Blake]

Although I'm admittedly new and not very good at this, I think that it would be safe to say that from the lubricant on -tko's outfit, he probably was killed by someone that is on one of the teams. And he was last seen talking to the first mechanic and the head engineer for team Urban Racer...

[Ljube]

The one calling me -tko can hardly expect to be considered new around here, Madame DL.

[Anita Blake]

Vote sent.

[Anita Blake]

Not a DL, just very observent of what's going on in the Mafia game.

[Trokair]

Sent, its always the lube that gets them

[:) Smiley]

This isn't the OT, settlers are not automatically DL's.

[Trokair]

awww cmon, I liked being a DL, I get to alot

[:) Smiley]

There's nothing good about when you end up

[Trokair]

Ah, but the moderators will see that I have signed up with a military email address, not really easy to fake or copy those seeing as how getting multiple accounts or stealing name space is a felony.