I'm coming!

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Oh, they work heavily in sarcasm.

-Danged if I know what Serb is working in, mind you.

[Wezil]

I don't think Russians have much of a sense of humour. Too paranoid.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Sure, why not?

-So he was an actual clown at some point?

[Serb]

Are you supporting the Ukranian clown president with your avatar now?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

You refer to "wet dreams" a lot. Do you have something you'd like to share with the group?

His hot manlove.

[Serb]

No! Unlike you, I am not the one who lives in a fantasy world.

[Wezil]

You refer to "wet dreams" a lot. Do you have something you'd like to share with the group?

[Serb]

But you will surely keep living into your wet dreams.

[Serb]

Not at all!
I just explained to you what you realy worth.

[Wezil]

Oooh! Did I hit a nerve?

[Serb]

Because this is your real value!

[Serb]

And stfu your dirty arrogant mouth!

[Serb]

Do you really want to know how much your pathetic country worth?

It worth an half of the Russian nuclear submarine strike. Period.

Carve that into your empty brain!

[Serb]

Tough gay!

[Serb]

In order -

1) Any army that has ever fought Canadians knows how tough we can be.

I've started to laugh after this one, thanks!

We just don't feel the need to go around bragging about it.

Because you have nothing to bragging about!

2) It's not a "massacre". It's at best a low simmer conflict supported and encouraged I might add by Russia.

Да гори ты в аду! Теоретик хуев!

3) We have lot's of history we just value different achievements than you.

Sure! Your achievements = zero.
Oh, no! I've misspelled it, not zero, but velcro!

4) I fully understand your paranoia. Russia has been a punching bag for centuries and the best defence you have is lots of space.

Ok, I have a deal with an imbecile here = waste of time.
Cya!