I'm coming!

[Serb]

10 days and you still haven't beaten the little kid? Should we recalculate the km/day?

No wonder you threaten nukes against the west. There's no way your conventional forces would stand a chance.

This "little kid" has an army the size of Iraq of 2003, but supplied by the Western powers for 8 years (instead of blockade by Western powers for 12 years like Iraq) and unlike the Iraqis desert, Ukraine is a dense populated area with nuclear plants, not just a fields of sands where any troops on the ground are an easy prey for an airforce.
Our use of airforce and heavy artillery have been very limited so far, because we consider them as insane, but still brothers. We just can't do what you have done in Iraq, because we are not a butchers like you.

[Geronimo]

A more accurate map of the land Russia controls:

Russia is setting out to destroy the Ukrainian military and government, not occupy the country at this point in the game. If we accept this map as showing areas of direct Russian control, we should remember that Russian deployments in these areas are also denying large white areas of map to control by Ukrainian forces. I am sure a similar map could have been made for the 2003 Iraq war which would have deceptively understated the level of coalition dominance at any stage up to capitulation of the Iraqi forces.

[Serb]

Thanks, Bob!

[EPW]

A more accurate map of the land Russia controls:

[-Jrabbit]

Actually, that's mostly countries who are afraid to offend Vlad the Invader.

[Wezil]

Yes, yes. You'll strike back like idiots. Doesn't saying the same ol' angry nationalist crap get old?

He's like the high school football star that at 40 realises his best days were when he was 17.

Serb is the Russian Al Bundy.

[Serb]

bs

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Sacrifice for someone else, liberation as in theft.

Go to bed.

[Serb]

And yours still stands for conquest.

For liberation and sacrifice!

[Serb]

Exactly! But I'm not a boss of my unit, just a deputy chief.

[giblets]

So you can move in?

[giblets]

Serb manages a team of 12 people and drives a Lexus, therefore sanctions don't matter.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

And yours still stands for conquest.

[Serb]

And your avatar is still gay, btw!

[Serb]

I don't want to be a master and will never be a slave!