Vaxxine Rebellion

[Berzerker]

a foul mouth bully screaming obscenities at people doesn't inspire confidence

[Kidlicious]

It's no whataboutism. That's what you do. And no one has to prove anything to the government. We have rights.

[-Jrabbit]

And how would that immunity be proven? Is society just supposed to trust those who claim to have it -- the same way we're supposed to trust that your "sincerely held religious objection" is real?

Oh, and congrats on beginning your whataboutism post with the actual words "what about"...

[Kidlicious]

What about if you have natural immunity, which is better than the vaxxine, and your corrupt tyrannical government is still trying to force you to take a vaxxine that doesn't help you? I guess you're ****ed, everyone is going to cuss at you and talk to you like you're a moron.

[BeBMan]

Epic

[The Mad Monk]

OH MY ****ING GOD, GET THE ****ING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU ****ING ****S

Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy ****, if you aren’t ****ing vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get ****ing vaccinated right now. I mean, what the ****? **** you. Get vaccinated. ****.

The ****ing vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you ****ing kidding me? It just ****ing won’t. That’s not even a ****ing thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her ****ing magnetic looked like a real ****ing ****wad and a ****ing idiot, so get ****ing vaccinated. Jesus. ****.

The vaccine also doesn’t have a ****ing 5G chip in it. What the **** do you think a ****ing 5G chip is, ****nuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your ****ing blood and then it what, exactly? ****ing floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one ****ing cares where you go, you absolute ****ing ****-barf. **** off with that. ****.

Oh, you’re afraid of ****ing side effects? **** you. You know what has ****ing side effects? ****ing aspirin, ****ing Tylenol. You could be ****ing allergic to pineapple, you ****ing ****wit. Everything has side effects. You’re being a big ****ing baby with a huge diaper full of ****ing diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent ****ing kid could wind up killing them or someone else. **** you, you ****ing selfish ****ing ****-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you ****ing ****-knob with two ****s for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a ****ing ventilator instead of you, a ****ing adult, getting a ****ing sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A ****ing concert pianist? An arm model? Get the **** out of here! **** you. Get vaccinated. ****. **** you!

You think vaccines don’t ****ing work? Oh, **** off into the trash, you attention-seeking ****worm-faced ****butt. This isn’t even a point worth discussing, you ****-o-rama ****-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little ****s like you en masse. Your relatives got ****ing vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a ****ing disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You ****ing moron. Go in the ****ing ocean and **** a piranha. ****. **** that. **** you. Get vaccinated.

Oh, you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a ****ing vaccine? That’s fine. I’m clearly not talking to you. I ****ing love you. ****.

Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal, regular, sensible ****ing person like me who got ****ing vaccinated at the first possible moment, and this essay channels all your ****ing rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic OR, and I really hope this isn’t the ****ing case, you AREN’T ****ing vaccinated, and someone sent it to you because you ****ing ****ing ****, you need to get ****ing vaccinated. And rather than being ****ing offended that someone is trying yet again to get you to take the ****ing vaccine, you should understand that someone ****ing loves you enough to try one last mother****ing time to get you to take the ****ing vaccine before you **** off to heaven, or hell, or some in-between place that’s just like a ****ing mall or something where everything is free, including and especially the soft pretzels. So, congratulations! There is ONE person remaining in your life who wants to ****ing save you from drowning in your own ****ing lungs, you ****ing ******** ****dick, so for god’s sake, get your ****ing ass out of your chair, go to the ****ing pharmacy, and get a ****ing vaccine, you absolute conscienceless ****ing **** **** ****. Get it. Get the ****ing vaccine. **** you. **** **** ****. ****. **** you. ****!

For the thoroughly uncensored version, go here.

Edit: you will need to, um, "fix" the link for it to work. You know what to do.

[Kidlicious]

I'm sure that a lot of people lie about their religious beliefs to get out of taking the vaxxines, and I'm fine with that. The point is that Pfizer is trying to keep the information that their vaxxine is produced by using fetal tissue from getting out. Therefore people that are opposed to using products that are made by using fetal tissues may unsuspectingly take the vaxxine, and Pfizer doesn't care.

[Broken_Erika]

[Kidlicious]

Pfizer was hiding information about them using fetal tissue to make their vaxxine, and has been exposed for that by a Project Veritas whistleblower.

[Berzerker]

deceptive editing and sucking up to politicians and corporations is the media's business model

[Kidlicious]

Project Veritas harassed Pfizer exec while he was taking a poop.

https://youtu.be/Uj2Ia9GlIM4

[Kidlicious]

Everything I said is fact... keep drinking the koolaid Mr. Sheep...

Didn't say it wasn't. This is just another fake argument so you can pretend that you keep winning.

[Ming]

Everything that I've said about that is a verified fact. You are the one drinking koolaid.

Everything I said is fact... keep drinking the koolaid Mr. Sheep...

[Kidlicious]

Another fake FTFY

[-Jrabbit]

FTFY:
Francis Collins, 71, retires after 12 years leading National Institutes of Health for 3 presidents.