Think about this next time you are taking a dump.

[Dinner]

A man in Thailand was using the toilet in his house and he had not noticed a giant python snake had climbed up the plumbing and into the toilet bowl. The snake seemed unhappy about getting crapped on so it promptly decided to bit the man on the penis and would not let go.

http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/thai-man-bloodied-but-unbowed-after-intimate-attack-by-snake/news-story/82070e004efe0ee952553c1cf8ca8675

Poor guy ended up in the hospial due to blood lose.