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    Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)

    Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.
    Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.
    Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)
    Details: ducks will be gently secured into passenger seats of model train set. origami hats made of 1, 5 and 10 dollar bills will be placed on each ducks head.
    Guests will pay a dollar for an opportunity pick a hat from a ducks head as a prize as the train passes by them. One dollar per attempt (lap around tracks)

    Serious inquiries only please.
    Location: Austin
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds
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