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Resistance movement forms in the southern jungle!
Centaurian forward scouts have reported suspicious activity in the jungle just south of the ruins of last Banana city, Splitsville. Several trade convoys and even a diplomatic mission
have disappeared without a trace while passing through the jungle in recent times. It appears there is some hostile group or organization lurking in the jungle. Local people have identified this newfound threat as "gorilla". To illustrate the matter, a local scribe has made a manual on identifying said individuals:
It remains to be clarified who this mystical "King Kong" is, what kingdom he is ruling over and whether there is any connection between him and the bananas, but, rest assured, centaurian scouts will find that out pretty soon.
He is also rumored to posess the mythical "BigMon" key, which is rumored to yield godlike powers to the bearer. It is already obvious from the picture that King Kong must be having at least great muscular strength.
The individual to left is called "guerilla". Guerillas are related species to "soldiers" (hence the inscription), with the difference that they live more secluded lifestyle, have more vegetarian and insect diet and prefer to wander around in much smaller packs. Guerillas have been often associated with attacks on lone wandering women in folklore.
It has been suggested that the peasants living off the rice fields between the jungle and sea are involved in the affair. It remains unclear, however, what is their role and contribution.
Centaurian scouts equipped with pointy sticks checking out the rice fields for any hiding gorillas.
The victorious centaurian forces camped in the area have been deployed to investigate the matter closely and are likely to come up with a report shortly.
Centaurian forward scouts have reported suspicious activity in the jungle just south of the ruins of last Banana city, Splitsville. Several trade convoys and even a diplomatic mission
have disappeared without a trace while passing through the jungle in recent times. It appears there is some hostile group or organization lurking in the jungle. Local people have identified this newfound threat as "gorilla". To illustrate the matter, a local scribe has made a manual on identifying said individuals:It remains to be clarified who this mystical "King Kong" is, what kingdom he is ruling over and whether there is any connection between him and the bananas, but, rest assured, centaurian scouts will find that out pretty soon.
He is also rumored to posess the mythical "BigMon" key, which is rumored to yield godlike powers to the bearer. It is already obvious from the picture that King Kong must be having at least great muscular strength.
The individual to left is called "guerilla". Guerillas are related species to "soldiers" (hence the inscription), with the difference that they live more secluded lifestyle, have more vegetarian and insect diet and prefer to wander around in much smaller packs. Guerillas have been often associated with attacks on lone wandering women in folklore.
It has been suggested that the peasants living off the rice fields between the jungle and sea are involved in the affair. It remains unclear, however, what is their role and contribution.
Centaurian scouts equipped with pointy sticks checking out the rice fields for any hiding gorillas.
The victorious centaurian forces camped in the area have been deployed to investigate the matter closely and are likely to come up with a report shortly.
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