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Gentlemen (are there ladies here?)
With proudness can I tell you that our mission to liberate the oppressed banana people has succeeded. In a desperate and final act of atrocity they have send suicide troops to our position: but they failed. the seven 'evil' tumens of Banana chariots attacked us, five were wiped out completely and two withdrew with less than a mingghan of men left. Our troops defended fiercely and even though many were slain, our best soldiers survived. This left the gates open for us, and whatever was left of the city was quickly taken in an overwhelming counterattack.
We saw death everywhere, in a inhospitable place. The High Council of Centaurians decided to spread the remaining banana people to our other cities and to burn Splitsville to the ground. With this there comes an end to the military dictatorship of banana. The children of banana are welcome to follow lessons at our schools so they can learn from the faults their ancestors made. We bear no ill feelings against the Banana and find them hearty and entertaining people. We promise that there will be a place for them in our society, should they decide to join us in our path to glory.
With proudness can I tell you that our mission to liberate the oppressed banana people has succeeded. In a desperate and final act of atrocity they have send suicide troops to our position: but they failed. the seven 'evil' tumens of Banana chariots attacked us, five were wiped out completely and two withdrew with less than a mingghan of men left. Our troops defended fiercely and even though many were slain, our best soldiers survived. This left the gates open for us, and whatever was left of the city was quickly taken in an overwhelming counterattack.
We saw death everywhere, in a inhospitable place. The High Council of Centaurians decided to spread the remaining banana people to our other cities and to burn Splitsville to the ground. With this there comes an end to the military dictatorship of banana. The children of banana are welcome to follow lessons at our schools so they can learn from the faults their ancestors made. We bear no ill feelings against the Banana and find them hearty and entertaining people. We promise that there will be a place for them in our society, should they decide to join us in our path to glory.
|"This is all about peace; and in the quest for peace you have none." -my son wise beyond his years
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