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    had I been working the number of hours I spent playing civ2 and invested that money, I'd be a millionaire by now


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  • #2
    Wouldn't we all!
    I'd also have had a lot more sleep.

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    • #3
      quote:

      Originally posted by Dissident Aggressor on 10-25-2000 05:07 AM
      had I been working the number of hours I spent playing civ2 and invested that money, I'd be a millionaire by now





      The Civ version of Who wants to be a millionaire?

      Q1: Who invented Civilization?
      a- Sid President
      b- Sid Senator
      c- Sid Meier
      d- Sid Governor

      Q2: Your first settler in Civ usually appears:
      a- On the moon
      b- In a dressing gown
      c- On a mountain
      b- On plains or grassland

      Q3: Which of the following is not a standard Civ 2 unit:
      a- goat
      b- elephant
      c- diplomat
      d- caravan

      Q4: Which tribe has the red flag?
      a- Goths
      b- Huns
      c- barbarians
      d- communists

      Q5: What is the biggest city size you can reach without building an aqueduct?
      a- 6
      b- 8
      c- 10
      d- 12

      Hooray, you have won £1000. Next questions anybody?

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      • #4
        LOL

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        • #5
          quote:

          Originally posted by Fergus Horkan on 10-25-2000 06:06 AM
          The Civ version of Who wants to be a millionaire?

          Q1: Who invented Civilization?
          Q2: Your first settler in Civ usually appears:
          Q3: Which of the following is not a standard Civ 2
          Q5: What is the biggest city size you can reach without building an aqueduct?
          a- 6
          b- 8
          c- 10
          d- 12


          what would the judges say if I answered 'c' for question 5? after all, Q2 says Civ, while Q3 says Civ 2, and Q5 doesn't specify

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          • #6
            Sorry SCG, good point well made. Having never enjoyed Civ, er "1", I always refer to Civ2. I am glad that the Quality COntrol dept. picked this one up, as it would doubtless have caused controversy if the question had been broadcast.

            FH

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            • #7
              Q6: What is the maximum number of civilizations that can compete in a game of Civ 2?
              a- 2
              b- 7
              c- Pi
              d- 6 7/8

              Q7: Which of the following is not a Civ2 civilization color?
              a- Yellow
              b- Green
              c- Plaid
              d- Orange

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              • #8
                Now that you mention it, why isn’t there a goat unit?
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                • #9
                  lol, this should have its own thread.

                  If you want goat units download the 'Animal Farm' mod from the Orwell v Sid site, the '1984' mod is better though.

                  Q? Which is the most valuable special from this list?

                  a Gold
                  b Coal
                  c Wine
                  d Spice
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                  • #10
                    HEY!

                    'with standard rules' should appear on the questions also

                    size 500!

                    how much food do people eat per year?
                    -1
                    -2
                    -123456789
                    -Depending on the time period

                    That's odd, now i mention it...
                    Indifference is Bliss

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                    • #11
                      which of these trade commodities appears in CIV II

                      a: Baby Spice
                      b: Ginger Spice
                      c: Spice
                      d: Sporty Spice

                      for the record ... I'm NOT a spicegirls fan!

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                      • #12
                        I realise that "Millionaire" has country variations, but in the UK, you start with ridiculous questions but then they actually get meaningful and difficult after £1000, not more and more absurd!!

                        Good efforts all round.

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                        • #13
                          I know, but my job description says "Come up with absurd questions". e.g.:

                          Which of the following is not one of the Orange civilizations?

                          1 - English
                          2 - Carthaginians
                          3 - Greeks
                          4 - Artesians

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                          • #14
                            quote:

                            Originally posted by kcbob on 10-25-2000 08:20 AM
                            Q6: What is the maximum number of civilizations that can compete in a game of Civ 2?
                            a- 2
                            b- 7
                            c- Pi
                            d- 6 7/8



                            This is a trick question, right? Everyone knows the AIs can't compete...

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                            • #15
                              Q #whatever the hell we're up to:

                              rivers provide which benefits in civ2 standard rules?

                              a.weed and porn
                              B. 50% D bonus &irrigation possibilities, 1/3 move point to move
                              c.nothing, they're just really stupid and look like a pee stream
                              d. 100% D bonus& +1 food, 1/3 move point to move


                              this is for $32000 worth of fried chicken and a wheelbarrol of cow manuer.

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