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Sir,
It is with the deepest of disgust that I find myself obliged to rail against your continuing war on Apolyton's ornithologists. Already we have been cruelly curtailed in our discussions on the cormorant-resembling ****- now I see that the *** is censored too.
Are we never to see discussion on the Blue ***? The Great ***? The Coal ***? The Marsh ***? The Long-Tailed ***? The Pert and bouncy ***?
Whoops. Just forget that last one. Anyway, it's just not on. You'll be censoring the Lesser Spotted Twatbastard next.
It is with the deepest of disgust that I find myself obliged to rail against your continuing war on Apolyton's ornithologists. Already we have been cruelly curtailed in our discussions on the cormorant-resembling ****- now I see that the *** is censored too.
Are we never to see discussion on the Blue ***? The Great ***? The Coal ***? The Marsh ***? The Long-Tailed ***? The Pert and bouncy ***?
Whoops. Just forget that last one. Anyway, it's just not on. You'll be censoring the Lesser Spotted Twatbastard next.