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Thank you, Lazarus.
You made me laugh at what I thought was going to be a manners lesson.
I don't MP, but I guess I'd be a boy scout, except for the real world success.
Wait, Didn't Lazarus and the Gimp write that hilarious "civ2 ate my hamster"?
More Lazarus and the Gimp Columns!
More Lazarus and the Gimp Columns!
laughed so hard...Any man can be a Father, but it takes someone special to be a BEAST
I was just about to point out that Horsie is simply making excuses in advance for why he will suck at Civ III...
...but Father Beast beat me to it! - Randomturn -
Don't know - which one is me, that is. Probably an amalgam of the worst features of each.
A truly entertaining read. Many thanks.Comment
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I see that you are your old cheerful self, Laz.
Why can't you write your novel this way? It would be an instant best seller.
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All knowledge begins with the phrase: I don't know.I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkGComment
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100,000+ words consisting of that kind of smart-arsery throughout would be horrible.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Perhaps, but you could use some of it, as chacter development in some parts. It can be quite compelling, and will certainly grab the reader's attention.
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All knowledge begins with the phrase: I don't know.I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkGComment
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I'm a boy scout! I expand like mad, and then when i encounter opposition, they beat me back, and i get pissed, and expand back out with more force. and then i'm fine, and i win. every time.
-connorkimbro
"We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."
-theonion.comComment
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Laz, if you multiplay, why don't you ever show up for a game on the civ 2 multiplayer forum? We have some very good players, good company too.
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CASE CLOSED!Comment
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I`m the Borg.Both in civ and real life. Good article!The samurai has spokenComment
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Nice one centurion. Top article.Comment
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!
We are the Gits! Look out all Corporate Whores! - However, we don't do that badly against Boy Scouts, Borgs & Freaks - our major fear is the 'normal player' !
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The SGs in Rioja!"Our words are backed by empty wine bottles! - SG(2)
"One of our Scouse Gits is missing." - -JrabbitComment
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There is only one Borg.I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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im scared...
i only play civ 2 for fun and to pass the time till i got out to my friends but after reading this ill think ill go drown my self...
you cant be serious in saying that these pittiful descriptions r what we actually are...
;(Man causes all problems. No man, no problems. - StalinComment
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No, Mike. I'm not serious.
The column used a technique that involves saying things that aren't actually 100% true, using exaggeration to ridicule certain characteristics that many players will be familiar with. This technique is called "humour".The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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100,000+ words consisting of that kind of smart-arsery throughout would be horrible.
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Yup, but that rush limbaugh book sold anyway.....Any man can be a Father, but it takes someone special to be a BEAST
I was just about to point out that Horsie is simply making excuses in advance for why he will suck at Civ III...
...but Father Beast beat me to it! - RandomturnComment
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