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SMAC Resume
The SMAC Resume
For those of you who think SMAC is a waste of time, consider the virtual skills you have acquired! Use these to beef up your resume and high-powered job offers will be falling at your feet! Here are some examples of your newfound virtual skills:
Successfully managed a high-risk startup venture, expanding it 100 fold and making it a dominant power in its field
Facilitated a high technology research program, and successfully decoded the human genome and implemented the practical application of fusion power
Reclaimed distressed land through remediation and engineered ecological reconstruction
Conserved elements of an endangered ecosystem, preserving biodiversity while enhancing productive land use
Facilitated conflict resolution between opposing factions during extended negotiations
Effected a hostile takeover of a competitor, increasing profits by 150% and reducing long-term liability and risk
Negotiated for the intellectual property rights to valuable technology, which significantly augmented the capabilities of the receiving organization at minimal cost
Successfully managed the construction of complex, multifaceted facilities in multiple strategic locations
Oversaw the cost-effective transition of cutting edge technology to field-ready prototypes
Governed a diverse population of 3.5 million, repeatedly winning re-election through coalition building
Enhanced growth through effective social policy and economic development initiatives
Managed an extensive surveillance network to protect internal security, proactively manage hostile takeover targets, and during the acquisition of disputed intellectual property
For those of you who think SMAC is a waste of time, consider the virtual skills you have acquired! Use these to beef up your resume and high-powered job offers will be falling at your feet! Here are some examples of your newfound virtual skills:
Successfully managed a high-risk startup venture, expanding it 100 fold and making it a dominant power in its field
Facilitated a high technology research program, and successfully decoded the human genome and implemented the practical application of fusion power
Reclaimed distressed land through remediation and engineered ecological reconstruction
Conserved elements of an endangered ecosystem, preserving biodiversity while enhancing productive land use
Facilitated conflict resolution between opposing factions during extended negotiations
Effected a hostile takeover of a competitor, increasing profits by 150% and reducing long-term liability and risk
Negotiated for the intellectual property rights to valuable technology, which significantly augmented the capabilities of the receiving organization at minimal cost
Successfully managed the construction of complex, multifaceted facilities in multiple strategic locations
Oversaw the cost-effective transition of cutting edge technology to field-ready prototypes
Governed a diverse population of 3.5 million, repeatedly winning re-election through coalition building
Enhanced growth through effective social policy and economic development initiatives
Managed an extensive surveillance network to protect internal security, proactively manage hostile takeover targets, and during the acquisition of disputed intellectual property
Since I'm presently looking for a new job, I LOVE it! ::grin:: And might add a line or two in the resume, just for kicks....hehe
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