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    PTWDG II: Monty Python Team Thread

    This is the Monty Python Team Thread for the PTWDG II.

    Team Name: The Full Monty

    Purpose: To enhance the fun of the PTWDG II by injecting as much Monty into it as we can.

    Members:
    dejon
    Octavian X
    Darekill
    marlow
    LzPrst
    stuck_as_a_mac
    rendelnep
    Sir Ralph
    DaveMcW
    CivGeneral
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    Vlad Antlerkov

    spOrkius (hasn't joined civgroup)

    From the original discussion thread:
    Originally posted by dejon
    OK, some ideas to hash about - completely open for discussion.

    "The Full Monty" as a team name?

    Members to be encouraged(but not required) to create a team character, drawing their Monty inspiration from any movie, show, or skit they like.

    All diplomacy to be conducted in the appropriate manner.

    Of course, all unit names derived from Monty material.
    New Members are welcome - apply by responding the to following:
    (However you like, the funnier the better. Don't worry, everyone is accepted.)


    He who would join the Fully Monty
    Must answer me
    These questions three
    Ere the other side he see.

    What...is your name?

    What...is your quest?

    What...is your favorite color?


    Here's a helpful link for anyone whose Python lore is a bit rusty: Monty Python's Completely Useless Web Site
    Last edited by Hot Mustard; July 10, 2003 at 21:51.

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    GhengisFarb's response:
    Originally posted by GhengisFarb

    Originally posted by dejon
    He who would join the Fully Monty
    Must answer me
    These questions three
    Ere the other side he see.

    What...is your name?
    Sir Ghengis of Camelot

    What...is your quest?
    To join the Monty Python team

    What...is your favorite color?
    Blue, no wait ..............

    Argghhhh. I'll never get on this team.
    Last edited by Hot Mustard; May 1, 2003 at 09:16.

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    Octavian X's response:
    Originally posted by Octavian X
    He who would join the Fully Monty
    Must answer me
    These questions three
    Ere the other side he see.


    What...is your name?

    Sir Octavian the Doughnut-Eater of Camelot!

    What...is your quest?

    To join the Monty Python Team!

    What...is the capital of Assyria?

    I don't know that!
    Auuuuuuuugh!

    BTW: I think I'll join this team.

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    Admit it, you just want Knights who say NE!
    Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses

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    Originally posted by redstar1
    Admit it, you just want Knights who say NE!
    Why would we want units would only go northeast?

    (Btw, it's The Knights Who Say "Ni!")

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    Ni!

    And your mother smells of Elderberries.

    At least I've heard of who we intend to imitate. Unlike that Edible Lizard team or whatever it is.........

    Maybe the Food team will eat the Edible Lizard team?

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    And I came back with a witty:

    Aha, you say that now!!!...
    -

    Python and Eddie should not fight each other..
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    I was my private parts at your aunites, you sill Izzard bed-wetting pig dogs!


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    Can we do polaroids first...?
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    So since then, they've been kind of spiky and kind of, French... I'm very positive on the French, my family way back was French, so I go with it, but they are kind of, well, f*cking French at times...

    "All of Europe, you must do this!"

    "Well… we're not gonna! We're gonna have a sandwich."
    ________________________________

    Take that, you French castle-guard-buttocks-showing-pointy-head-type person!!!
    The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

    Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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    This is going to be a very interesting game, but Monty Python WILL win. Because we have the strongest castle in the whole of Britain. The first one sunk into the swamp, the second one sunk into the swamp, the third one burnt down, fell overm then sunk into the swamp, but the fourth one............

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    Do you have a flag?
    The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

    Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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    Edible Lizard bed-wetting types - we burst our pimples at you, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

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    Here's a random thought:

    When we send the save onto the next team, could we get a swallow to take it?

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    And how fast does that swallow fly?
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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    Is that a European or North American swallow?
    The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.

    Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.

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    Where else but Poly???!!! Theseus.

    Ok - but the real question for this team - will you have a Ministry of ......
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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    Originally posted by Theseus
    Is that a European or North American swallow?
    African - we only use the best!

    Originally posted by BetaHound
    And how fast does that swallow fly?
    It's not a question of speed! It's a simple question of weight ratios! How much does the save weigh?


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    Oh! I want to be the Minster of Funny Walks!

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    Originally posted by GhengisFarb
    Oh! I want to be the Minster of Funny Walks!
    Sure! I was wondering how long it would take someone to ask for that.

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    It's not a question of speed! It's a simple question of weight ratios! How much does the save weigh?
    Whoe, about 300k I'd say..
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    Technically, I raised it first. Then again - maybe I can be in charge of the cart.

    "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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    " I feel fine... I wanna go for a walk "

    Oops, wrong team...
    (probably my all time favourite sketch )
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    Originally posted by BetaHound
    Technically, I raised it first. Then again - maybe I can be in charge of the cart.

    "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"
    Yes, you did indeed, but didn't ask the question. Also, did you want to be a member? I don't recall seeing your "application"... (see top post).

    Edit: It helps distinguish team members from people who just can't resist posting in a Python thread.

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    Then I get to be Sir Octavian the- not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- GhengisFarb, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.

    Either that, or I'm Sir not- playing- on- this- team.

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    Originally posted by Octavian X
    Then I get to be Sir Octavian the- not- quite- so- brave- as- Sir- GhengisFarb, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill.

    Either that, or I'm Sir not- playing- on- this- team.
    Okay, but please tell me that we can call you "Sir Octavian" for short.

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    Originally posted by Octavian X
    Either that, or I'm Sir not- playing- on- this- team.
    ROFL, that would be me since I can't be on a team as I volunteered to make the map.

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    JUst imagine our crack squad of ancient era fanatics:

    Ghengis Farb: Forward, all!

    Team Monkeys commander: Look out! The Judean People's Front!

    Team 'cake or death commander: The Judean People's Front!

    Sunshine team commander: The Judean People's Front!

    Ghengis Farb: We are the Judean People's Front, crack suicide squad. Suicide squad...attack!

    Judean People's Front committing suicide: Augh! Arrgh...

    Judean People's Front Commander: That showed them, huh?

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    Originally posted by dejon


    Yes, you did indeed, but didn't ask the question. Also, did you want to be a member? I don't recall seeing your "application"... (see top post).

    Edit: It helps distinguish team members from people who just can't resist posting in a Python thread.
    dejon - can't decide - Monkeys or Monty.
    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.

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    " Monty Monkey " ?!

    Would never have caught on in RL, but let that not stop you here
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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