(Roleplay) Coming soon: The Jungle Cassette

[Shiber]

If you liked The Jungle Gazzette then you're gonna LOVE The Jungle Cassette!
Coming soon to your homes is a revolutionary, patent-pending new way of listening to the world! The Jungle Cassette is much like a newspaper, only it is distributed not on Papyrus but via Audio Cassettes, devices capable of storing sound for later playback.
With The Jungle Cassette you can actually hear the interviews as recorded by our trusty reporters, or hear our troops fighting and the other sounds of war straight from the front! The world will never be the same!

Coming soon to a newsstand near you: The Jungle Cassette - Be the first to HEAR the latest news!

[Aro]

I have to admit, shiber, you are a visionary. A thing like that "audio cassette" could help me a lot; due to my advanced age, I can barely read the big letters in the heading of the JG. We don't discovered "glasses" yet, we need to research astronomy before. I wonder how this "playback" stuff works... The "cassette" speak to us, I suppose. But how? Maybe a little devil inside?

[UnOrthOdOx]

Perhaps we could become business partners?

[Shiber]

Originally posted by Aro
I have to admit, shiber, you are a visionary. A thing like that "audio cassette" could help me a lot; due to my advanced age, I can barely read the big letters in the heading of the JG. We don't discovered "glasses" yet, we need to research astronomy before. I wonder how this "playback" stuff works... The "cassette" speak to us, I suppose. But how? Maybe a little devil inside?

At the moment it is powered by a spring. You have to wind it every 30 minutes. No devils involved though.
Anyway, the cassette stores the sound, but it does not play it back. The playback is done by a device called an "audio cassette player" which you have to buy separately for a price which I haven't decided yet. However you only have to buy one cassette player, there's no need to buy a new one whenever a new issue comes out (unless the player is say, trampled by Indian war elephants of course).
The rest of the details are top secret at the moment. I will be able to divulge more information if and when the patent office is opened.

[Shiber]

Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx


Perhaps we could become business partners?

I'll be visiting my friend Skywalker in his Del Monte plantations in four days. I will also be testing my new "radar artillery" device there. Feel free to join in (you won't have any trouble finding me, just follow the sounds of the explosions) and we can chat. I'm sure we can come up with a partnership of some kind.