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    The toilet wall scribings!

    Ahh, when you take a crap in public bathroom, you get, inaddition to pleasure of bowel evacuation, a chance to read the non-electronic Internet - the toilet wall scribings. Not only do you get passionate debate (number one topic in Finnish bathroom scribings seems to be racism, with racists relying on symbolism and sloganeering and anti-racists on the good, well-used sentence "Goddamn racists, you are all so ****ing stupid."), but you also get that crude but ah-so-endearing amateur pornography, announcements of sexual characteristics of various members of female sex, calls for support to particular music style or sports team, not to forget the little jokes! Ahh, the jokes! The good old "A child could piss on the floor - be a man and crap on the ceiling!" and it's assorted companie!

    Anyway, what have been your favorite experiences of toilet wall scribings?
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    Post before being moved to OT or deletia

    This is on topic how?
    Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
    Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
    Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.

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    Also post b4 move to OT or deletia

    could be he's making a connection to the Apolyton scribbled on wall thread..

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