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    Your daughter has told you that she is gay and getting married and she wants to have you walk her down the aisle.

    What were you do?

    1. Agree and participate in the happiest day of her life.
    2. Crush her spirit and reject her by refusing to attend her special day.

    For me, obviously #1 The love of a father for his daughter is limitless.
    I accept my daughter for whatever she is. That's what father's do.

    How about everyone else. 1 or 2?
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

  • #2
    I'd remind her that I'm a paraplegic and can't walk her down the aisle, thus embarrassing her into silence
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    • #3
      That will probably be the best dodge posted. Well done.

      But you could always roll her down the aisle.

      I guess that's what happens when you forget to use the serious tag.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        Well I am gay, but if I adopted and one of my kids were gay of course I would go. If any of my relatives were gay and were getting married, of course.

        I may be a little biased, but I am a person who highly values love.
        For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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        • #5
          1., of course.
          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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          • #6
            1
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              1
              And anybody that says 2 shouldn't be allowed to be a father
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                1
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #9
                  I'd refuse, and tell her that she's only two and should wait a few years.
                  One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                  • #10
                    1
                    "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                    • #11
                      Duh. 1.

                      Also, hola giancarlo.
                      Indifference is Bliss

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                      • #12
                        AAHZ will nevar have kids because he hates the Human Race.
                        Order of the Fly
                        Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Giancarlo View Post
                          Well I am gay, but if I adopted and one of my kids were gay of course I would go. If any of my relatives were gay and were getting married, of course.

                          I may be a little biased, but I am a person who highly values love.
                          how you doin bruh?
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            and 1, dur
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sava View Post
                              how you doin bruh?
                              Way better these days. I got myself sorted out and am now left wing politically.
                              For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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