Spoiler:
Villains are inept and not scary, when Darth Vader's grandson gets upset it's not scary, it's just comic relief, and the protagonists are already better than him.
The main protagonist is already practically a jedi after touching a lightsaber once. Next movie she'll become a slightly better jedi. Big ****ing deal.
The first order, in spite of their name and stated ideology, is chaotic evil, if Disney had made A New Hope the storm troopers would have leveled Mos Eisley in search of the droids.
Calling yourself "the resistance" when you are defending the established government doesn't make sense.
Destroying a death star for the third time is getting old.
R2-D2 suddenly starts working again for no reason other than because the ending of the movie required it.
BB-8 has no personality aside from liking its master, the hispanic guy who is just another spunky pilot
The main protagonist is already practically a jedi after touching a lightsaber once. Next movie she'll become a slightly better jedi. Big ****ing deal.
The first order, in spite of their name and stated ideology, is chaotic evil, if Disney had made A New Hope the storm troopers would have leveled Mos Eisley in search of the droids.
Calling yourself "the resistance" when you are defending the established government doesn't make sense.
Destroying a death star for the third time is getting old.
R2-D2 suddenly starts working again for no reason other than because the ending of the movie required it.
BB-8 has no personality aside from liking its master, the hispanic guy who is just another spunky pilot
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