I had to poop at a public bathroom today.

[Sava]

I wanna say it has been at least 15 years since I have.

I hate pooping anywhere but my bathroom

[loinburger]

The solution is to never leave your house

[loinburger]

Or wear diapers

[giblets]

First world problems.

[loinburger]

If the "public bathroom" was "the local water supply" then I'd say this is a third world problem

[Lorizael]

I find it weird that I'm not weirded out by pooping in public bathrooms. It seems like the kind of thing that should bother me. Like, the cashier at Jersey Mike's wants to fistbump (one word or two?) me and I refuse, because holy god I'm not touching a stranger. But somehow sharing ass space with a stranger is just fine with me.

[Lorizael]

That said, I won't use porta-potties.

[Kidlicious]

I'm just happy to have eliminated the pressure in my anal cavity.

[regexcellent]

My diet means I pass infrequent but very large solid ****s and generally have the luxury of pooping at home.

Porta****ters are gross but I'm willing to put up with them. Except when it's really hot outside, then they're ****ing awful.

[Sava]

The solution is to never leave your house

This is actually very effective

If the "public bathroom" was "the local water supply" then I'd say this is a third world problem

[emoji38]

[Sava]

While I was in there, two guys started talking to each other about the show "two and a half men"

They were peeing and the one guy started singing "men men men men"





I really hope they knew each other

[Lorizael]

My diet means I pass infrequent but very large solid ****s...

...I order Papa John's around once every five weeks.

[regexcellent]

I have bowels of steel.

[pchang]

My diet means I pass infrequent but very large solid ****s and generally have the luxury of pooping at home.

With any luck, they will have a cure for colon cancer in 30 years or so....

[Proteus_MST]

I don´t mind using public restrooms ... usually.

The only exception was once when I drove home via train from a meeting I had in cologne.
I ate something with Chilies during the meeting ... and therefore had to use the trains toilet really really urgently.
Well, the toilet was free ... but it was obvious that someone very drunken had used it before me ...
he had puked ... partially into the toilet and partially into the washing basin and the room was full of this foul odor.
Considering that the alternative was to **** into my pants, I reluctantly (and with a handkerchief in front of my nose and mouth so not to smell the stench) used the toilet, but I am glad that I never ever ever afterwards had a similar experience