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  • Spanish dude offers me millions!

    Forget those sneaky Nigerian princes; now I have a real chance at millions through a very believable Spanish dude with some pretty decent English skills (except that nasty tendency to randomly capitalize things)...

    Hegoa Asociados
    REF: ES.HIA/2015

    I am confirming if you received my previous email regarding you having the same Surname with my late client/inheritance.My names are Ortiz Ramiro and I work with Hegoa Asociados & Abogados Spain. A legal representative and personal attorney to my client business magnate. Actually, I got your contact information through your country records while searching for a last name similar to my late client's who was a business magnate that lived in Spain for over a decade prior to his death, he died along with his nuclear family during the Tsunami catastrophe.

    Prior to my explaining further, I must first apologize for this unsolicited mail to you. I am aware that this is certainly not a predictable way of approach to foster a relationship of trust, but because of the circumstances and the urgency surrounding this claim. I decided to reach you via this media to join me to put claims on this fund before it is seized or confiscated by the authorities.Prior to the catastrophe; He deposited the sum of $7.4M (SEVEN MILLION, FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) with his bank here in Spain. As the Attorney/Adviser to my late client and family, the bank has officially notified and instructed me to present heir/inheritor to make Claims, so that he/she can be paid the outstanding $7.4M, else the fund will be confiscated and taken to the Bureau of government treasury as unclaimed.

    Ensuing to the above I embarked on exhaustive search for a direct family member to my late client which came to no avail. I was given an ultimatum to look for some relative to come for the claim or have the fund liquidated and made unserviceable in accordance with existing laws. After preliminary efforts of search for a direct family member which came to no avail, I decided to contact you; my suggestion to you is that I will like to present you as the heir/inheritor to this deposited fund). I know you may not be anyway related to my late client but having a common surname with him it is absolutely necessary for me to make it take the resemblance of an actual next of kin; this is where I need your assistance, although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive but I would like to assure you that I am proposing this project to you with the best of intention as an attorney.

    The modality I have in place, I can guarantee that if you follow my instructions (The rule of laws) and capitalizing of some judicial loop holes the funds will be released to us. Mind you that this transaction is 100% risk free; there is no atom of risk connected to this business as I have worked out all modalities to complete the operation effectively. All I require from you is your honest co-operation; I guarantee that this transaction will be executed under a legitimate banking arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Upon successful conclusion of this project, once the fund is transfer to you, we shall disbursed the content in the ratio of 50% for you, 50% for me respectively as our benefit ($ 3.7 Million each).

    Kindly indicate your responses to this mail either via my office email address, Email: otzramiro@aim.com as above or you can equally send a fax with your personal Telephone /fax number for effective communication and oral clarification on how to proceed next.

    Kindest Regards,
    Ortiz Ramiro
    Hegoa Asociados
    Imagine - $3.7 million, 100% risk-free! And all because of a Tsunami!
    I am so lucky to have the Surname he never specified!
    Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
    RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

  • #2
    We haven't had a good scam in ages... send him an email and string him along and provide us with details
    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      I like how the money all comes to me.

      Plus, the rule of laws!
      Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
      RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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      • #4
        String him along... WE WANT DETAILS
        Keep on Civin'
        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #5
          What Ming said.

          Troll the bastard and post the details for our entertainment.
          Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
          I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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          • #6
            what they said.
            "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

            "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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            • #7
              What would happen if you involved a Migerian and got them to compete with each other?
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • #8
                "i'm sorry but i only handle important business affairs through my personal representative abegunde ibukun opeyemi...."
                "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pchang View Post
                  What would happen if you involved a Migerian and got them to compete with each other?
                  Yeah, start a bidding war between them
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                  ){ :|:& };:

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                  • #10
                    you could say that another lawyer has contacted you offering $8.4m and ask him why he is trying to cheat you out of $1m.
                    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                    • #11
                      I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                      Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by pchang View Post
                        What would happen if you involved a Migerian and got them to compete with each other?
                        The Spanish fellow would get angry and call him a Migger
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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