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  • Coughing when lying down, but not when standing up

    And sneezing when sitting up, but not when lying down.

    Is this ebola?
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  • #2
    No, it's just leprosy.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • #3
      My throat will be the first body part to fall off.
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      • #4
        Heartburn?
        "

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        • #5
          Just be glad it's not coughing with your head turned ...

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          • #6
            I hate coughing when I'm pissing. That's the worst.
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
              Is this ebola?
              Yes.
              Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
              I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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              • #8
                Sounds like allergies with post nasal drip.
                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                • #9
                  He's allergic to ebola!

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                  • #10
                    I would avoid sneezing if you have broken ribs. I've tried. I did not enjoy it.
                    There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                    • #11
                      I'm sorry Colon - it's end-stage Belgian choca-holism I'm afraid..
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        The Muslim Brotherhood have put a hex on you from beyond the grave. That's what you get for collaborating with a military dictator.
                        "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                        • #13
                          You should listen to him, he's a doctor.
                          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                          • #14
                            Otoh, it could be "coughing when lying down" syndrome - no cure for this if so. Sorry Colon.
                            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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