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I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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HOW MANY BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT A HOUSE?????????? DEPENDS ON HOW HARD YOU THROW THEM
See that's actually a joke.Comment
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Thumbs up pleaseI drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett KavanaughComment
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1 starLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Bon appetitTamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of dead babies?
You can't unload the watermelons with a pitchfork.Indifference is BlissComment
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What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
Spoiler:To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?
(Warning, very bad taste)
Spoiler:Indifference is BlissComment
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