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  • #31
    Quit making fun of Russia!
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #32
      Originally posted by DaShi View Post
      Also, Britain is skewed because of Scotland.
      Probably not, rampant alcoholism is a proud part of our national culture.

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      • #33
        It's difficult to diagnose someone with alcoholism. If you ask them if they are an alcoholic they will say no. Also, a lot of people have some problems with their drinking. I think they tend to think all of those people are alcoholics.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #34
          Originally posted by kentonio View Post
          In other news, a Florida woman claims to have had a third breast added via surgery to make herself unattractive to men and to get her own reality TV show.

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          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...y-TV-star.html
          I'd still hit it
          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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          • #35
            If you're gonna have three boobs you should have to have them all during middle school. Otherwise it's just not right.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #36
              Please, let's officially quit the BS. 3 boobs will always be disgusting.
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              • #37
                At least until you manage to get two dicks.
                Indifference is Bliss

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                  It's difficult to diagnose someone with alcoholism. If you ask them if they are an alcoholic they will say no. Also, a lot of people have some problems with their drinking. I think they tend to think all of those people are alcoholics.
                  I have a problem with my drinking. I've run out of vodka, and the shop is several hundred yards away.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                    I have a problem with my drinking. I've run out of vodka, and the shop is several hundred yards away.
                    Do the liquor stores close there? Start drinking after they close. Also, drink Tennessee Whiskey instead of that Russian crap.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                      Do the liquor stores close there? Start drinking after they close.
                      Only on Sundays for a brief period. Otherwise you can get booze 24/7.

                      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                      Also, drink Tennessee Whiskey instead of that Russian crap.
                      Just, no..

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                        Only on Sundays for a brief period. Otherwise you can get booze 24/7.



                        Just, no..
                        Two more things you need prayer for.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #42
                          I should pray for longer opening hours? Seems fair.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
                            At least until you manage to get two dicks.
                            Did you know that possums have a bifid penis?
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                              I should pray for longer opening hours? Seems fair.
                              Liquor stores in Virginia may now sell liquor on Sundays. Grocery storea and convenience stores may now sell beer and wine on Sundays too. Rumor is that's the real reason the ex-governor McDonell is going to prison, as a warning to God fearing Republicans to not interfere with the Democrats boozy desecration of the Sabath.
                              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                              • #45
                                The Sabbath is the only day kentonio has a chance to be sober.
                                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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