Mother and daughter ‘burn 100-yard penis onto football field’

[Colon™]

She told the Detroit Free Press: ‘It was a lot more than a prank given the significant damage and the disruption of school activities.

‘There have been countless hours of volunteer time to get the field back in playing condition.’

I wonder how the penis makes the field unplayable as opposed to that thick brown stretch along the length of the field.

[Dinner]

It is nice to have activities the whole family can take part in.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I wonder how the penis makes the field unplayable as opposed to that thick brown stretch along the length of the field.

Dirty Sanchez?

[Uncle Sparky]

I wonder how the penis makes the field unplayable as opposed to that thick brown stretch along the length of the field.

I always thought that as long as there is grass on the field, you can play...

[Elok]

Total Recall was wrong, tripleboobery is just creepy. Also, I propose we hire a very large woman to beat Kid up. We let off some steam, and his worldview is vindicated, so it's win-win.

[kentonio]

Today is a good news day.

Pensioner 'drops grenade' on noisy teenagers who were keeping him up at night

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A PENSIONER dropped a grenade on a group of noisy teenagers who were keeping him up at night, it has been claimed.

Radik Sahov told police he had warned the youths to be quiet or he would take "drastic action" but they just laughed at him.

The incident made the man lose his temper and he allegedly went and grabbed the grenade he had stored in his apartment and threw it from his balcony.

The explosion injured five of the youths seriously but their wounds were not life-threatening.

Police spokesman Dmitry Kozlov said: "He claimed they had just laughed at him, and he lost his temper.

"He came back with an old but still effective Soviet era hand grenade which he threw at them."

The incident happened in south-east Russia's Orenburg Oblast region and Sahov is now facing explosives and attempted murder charges.

The accused claims he only wanted to scare the teens but after he dropped the grenade they ran towards it to see what it was and were injured by the blast.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/...+World+Feed%29

[regexcellent]

Where is this? Where did he get the grenade?

edit: Russia, okay, that makes more sense.

[Colon™]

Right, just happened to come across this map:

[OneFootInTheGrave]

If I read this right, Russians and Hungarians have most alcoholics, Brits get the bronze medal and Americans are fourth, tied with a few other countries including Poland >>> US = Poland, and therefore should ban abortion as the Polish did.

[DaShi]

Total Recall was wrong, tripleboobery is just creepy. Also, I propose we hire a very large woman to beat Kid up. We let off some steam, and his worldview is vindicated, so it's win-win.

Exactly, the third boob should be in the back, for dancing.

[Bereta_Eder]

Right, just happened to come across this map:

look at the white regions.

Netherlands

and Arabia/Middle East (also )

Spain and Italy just go around on their scooters and enjoy the sun and shout hi bella!

[Dauphin]

WTF Ireland? Lost its title or is it just not considered a disorder because they can handle it?

[loinburger]

Lack of data - the survey takers were usually told "feck off, gob****e!"

[DaShi]

Also, Britain is skewed because of Scotland.

[Dr Strangelove]

I wonder if there are comparable graphs for methamphetamine abuse, cocaine abuse marijuana abuse and prescription drug abuse?