A first for me

[Sava]

where's his wig?

[molly bloom]

where's his wig?

He's a merkin. British judges don't got gavels, no matter what t.v. and Hollywood tells ya.

[Sava]

I've only briefly seen Law and Order: UK. I know they wear wigs. That's about it.

[molly bloom]

I've only briefly seen Law and Order: UK. I know they wear wigs. That's about it.

Yes, en Angleterre. Also barristers, but in United States of Amnesia, not. Also not gowns for lawyers, unless lady lawyers.

[Sava]

Yes, en Angleterre. Also barristers, but in United States of Amnesia, not. Also not gowns for lawyers, unless lady lawyers.

can i still wear a gown?

[molly bloom]

can i still wear a gown?

In the privacy of your own domicile, you hairy legged savage.

[Sava]

I get this one on my left leg that grows to about 3 inches. Then I rip it out. Then it grows back.

[molly bloom]

I get this one on my left leg that grows to about 3 inches. Then I rip it out. Then it grows back.

Okaaayyyyy....


Actually I hate hairs in my ears and nose. It seems absurd that the older I became, the more hair fell out of my noggin top and the more seemed to sprout in my ears and nose. Gah.

And skintags! What's the deal with them ?

One of my favourite passages from the film 'The Opposite Of Sex' :

You're a homo. Fine, whatever. Like I give a ****.

Nine-- ten at the most-- years older.

He could be your father.

Basically, you're blowing your father. That can't feel right.

I never knew my father.

And you really think this is a good way to make up for it?

Matt struggled for a while, which I thought showed a lot of loyalty to Bill.

But I got him over that. And by the end of the month...

he was calling in sick to Kinko's so often, they almost fired him.

I almost felt bad about it. But I had my reasons.

I know AIDS is like awful and stuff...

and that guy who got all those boys up to his room...

and ate them and froze them and then got killed in prison...

Like we cared. I mean, all that is disgusting.

But they do look better than straight people. And smell better.

They're cleaner, if you don't count viruses.

And there's not all that hair in their ears and noses and stuff*.

* See? Not true, but we just do something about it. Same with the eyebrows.

[Sava]

I tweeze my ear hair. It gets a little out of control.

[molly bloom]

I tweeze my ear hair. It gets a little out of control.

When it gets unruly ? Or does tweezing it make it unruly ? I don't like plucking my ear hair or nose hair.

[Sava]

The very existence of such hair is unruly.

[molly bloom]

The very existence of such hair is unruly.

Unseemly. Or as you might phrase it, de-seemly.


small hug.

[Sava]

I think you have it bnackwarsd

[The Mad Monk]

I got an electric trimmer for my eyebrows because I develop a distinct resemblance to Londo Mollari after a few months.

[Sava]