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  • #31
    Star Was has wizards jedis, that makes it better.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
      A fleet of Federation Star Ships is mysteriously transported into the Star Wars universe and is forced to fight the Imperial and Rebel fleets. As the Federation fleet begins ripping through the Star Wars fleets Scottie exclaims: "Cap'n, their shields are completely useless against phasors and they're unable to carry out battle manuevers with warp drive!" McCoy sternly remarks: "Jim, we shouldn't be doing this, it's like fighting children!" Spook calmly adds: "For once I'm in agreement with the doctor. Even though they're a space faring civilization their technology is so retrded it's almost like violating the Prime Directive. We don't need to fight them, we should concentrate on getting home." Kirk responds: "Gentlemen you're objections are duly noted, but this war is more than a struggle to get home, it's about making the universe safe for science fiction. Mr. Sulu, plot another sweep around their flanks. Mr. Chekov, make all weapons ready."
      That's the Plot of Star Wreck isn't it?
      Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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